My uncle whipped his dick out and pissed mid-conversation.

It was a christmas day party at my dad's brother's place. My dad is a pretty major (australian) redneck, but my uncle is a redneck CHAMP. Even his facial features were redneck. At one point at the party, me, my brother, my dad and my uncle, beercan in hand, went around to a secluded area behind some garages. My dad and uncle started chewing the fat about rural life or something, and at one point, without warning, my uncle whipped out his dick and began urinating right where he stood onto the dirt. Me and my brother briefly exchanged a look of disgust and disbelief. My dad did not react at all and they both continued conversing, so he must have considered that acceptable, which makes him just as bad as my uncle. He didn't wash his hands or anything. He didn't even look drunk.

I was already aware of the unambitous, myopic, alcoholic nature of rural-based people, but I guess thay've gone and amazed me again. That incident greatly expanded my horizons of potential redneck behaviour. I fear what depths that slippery slope can go to.

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Comments ( 15 )
  • CozmoWank

    I'm glad you weren't in the living room.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Just be glad that he isn't an incestuous redneck. Or, maybe he is? Maybe, the penis whipping and public pissing is a reminder to how things in the past used to be?

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  • Lick your fingers afterwards.

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  • Beach_Bro

    Being that OP's uncle was in a secluded area behind some garages, I think it was fine that he pulled it out and peed. I love to pee outside when I can. It's liberating.

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  • Cellbiologyphiliac

    Due to the fact that he was drinking and probably buzzed (not totally drunk, but starting to feel the effects of the alcohol), I feel that his inhibition was down and that's why he decided to urinate in front of all of you OR maybe he felt like he wouldn't be able to hold it long enough to make it to the bathroom and decided to let down the fly and drain the snake in the bush. I've had relation who've also decided to pee in the bushes instead of using the toilet regardless if there's others around who could see them relieving themselves, so I guess it's normal?

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  • I piss outside off the porch all the time.

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  • blueglobe_

    What does it mean to have facial features that are, well, redneck? Anyway, my father's side of the family is very much like that. My cousin would actually pass gas in my face when he had to relieve himself in the car. He would literally get out of his seat (even while we were driving) and fart in my face. I told him to stop it. My father told me to grow the fuck up. >.>

    I think behaviors like this are not totally uncommon among that demographic of people. Just be glad he didn't defecate.

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    • LifeIsLife

      What! Your dad yelled at you but not your brother that FARTED in your face!? What with your father?! No affence but he is crazy! Plus ur brother has just no manners!

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  • Hugh*Janus

    Not really normal. A half-turn is generally acceptable though.

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  • Teh4HorsMen

    Yep.

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  • mlbryan44

    Not my thing, but very normal...

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  • charli.m

    Typical Aussie bloke.

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  • megadriver

    The thing that bothers me is the fact that he didn't wash his hands. Hygiene is important!

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    • blueglobe_

      My father had that same problem. He also never closed the bathroom door when going to the bathroom, making it an awkward visit for any boyfriend or close friend. Ugh.

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    • Teh4HorsMen

      Urine is sterile.

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