My uncle whipped his dick out and pissed mid-conversation.
It was a christmas day party at my dad's brother's place. My dad is a pretty major (australian) redneck, but my uncle is a redneck CHAMP. Even his facial features were redneck. At one point at the party, me, my brother, my dad and my uncle, beercan in hand, went around to a secluded area behind some garages. My dad and uncle started chewing the fat about rural life or something, and at one point, without warning, my uncle whipped out his dick and began urinating right where he stood onto the dirt. Me and my brother briefly exchanged a look of disgust and disbelief. My dad did not react at all and they both continued conversing, so he must have considered that acceptable, which makes him just as bad as my uncle. He didn't wash his hands or anything. He didn't even look drunk.
I was already aware of the unambitous, myopic, alcoholic nature of rural-based people, but I guess thay've gone and amazed me again. That incident greatly expanded my horizons of potential redneck behaviour. I fear what depths that slippery slope can go to.