My sexy ratty wife and i

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My wife and I like to dress up as giant rats. We have a nightly ritual where we’ll circle each other and shriek loudly before pouncing on each other and ripping those ratty suits off to have sex. IIN?

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  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    "ratty" just made me think of Raffi and the banana phone!

    Ring ring ring, bananaphone!!!

    Sorry... :/

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    • charli.m
      5 years ago

      Whole post (up until the sex bit) made me think of the Monty Python Micemen sketch.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    I feel sorry for your neighbours...

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