My road rage is out of control.

33% Normal
5 Comments

is that normal? road rage? all the time?
i drive a bmw and currently own 3 of them. i love to drive and i like driving aggressively.
sometimes i get carried away with speed, weaving through traffic and making lots of enemies. apparently i fit a stereotype for bmw drivers according to some.
besides the fact that i am making others angry with my driving, i find that other cars/trucks on the road are always doing something to which i MUST object!
i hate slow drivers, drivers who turn slow, minivans, escalades, n***** drivers, WOMEN drivers can eat a dick, "pimped" out drug dealing n***** cars, cars that block me from passing on the highway...you name it.
all of these useless examples usually elicit a response from me usually being: i will cut them off, flip them off or tell them off after following them into their parked position.

recently i was a the grocery store with a friend and a fella honked at us for exiting a parking space...after he came around a corner toward us much too fast.
we proceeded to wait til her exited his car and told him how much of a jackass he was. the man, being an inbred redneck piece of trailer trash, decided to take a swing inside my window to try and hit me on the face.

i then proceeded to slam the car in reverse, back into drive.. and i hit the f**ker with my car right in the parking lot.

this is a good example of my daily interactions with idiot drivers who need a lesson taught. i hate all stupid drivers and i want them to know how f**king pathetic they are and also how n*****s and women should not even touch a car..ever

out of control?

Voting Results
33% Normal
Based on 9 votes (3 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 5 )
  • hotchickie81
    14 years ago

    Wow. Sounds like your road rage is worse than mine.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    I'll bet ur a douche bag regardless if ur driving or not.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    I always laugh whenever I see people getting so pissed at other drivers (provided there are no injuries involved.) my friend will do the whole rolling down the window, flipping off, screaming routine. i just don't get it.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • sleepingbeauty
    12 years ago

    I hate drivers who weave in and out of traffic, who drive slow in the fast lane, who swear and honk their horn for no reason. Who drive fast then suddenly throw their brakes on (usually in congested traffic in the fast lane). Drivers who 'tailgate', impatient to pass you even when you have nowhere to go. Who scream out of slip roads and junctions and blame you for not getting out of their way.

    Oh no! Its you isn't it?...Mr.BMW driver

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Jen118584
    14 years ago

    You're just a typical arrogant, self-absorbed BMW-driving asshole. Yet you think everyone else is pathetic. Do you live in Bergen, NJ by chance? Because I think I've seen you around town. Either that, or it's the other 50 million self-aggrandizing pricks who think they're uniquely better than everyone else. But hey, you're the one wasting your life being angry, bitter and hateful for no reason while we peasants are lovin' life, so hate on!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0