My poo no longer fits down the drain iin?

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Lately when I've been squishing my poo down the shower drain it's given me some trouble. Usually a few pushes and it's straight down there, but it's been a lot harder lately. Is it maybe that there's too much fiber in my diet or something, or not drinking enough water?
Last night I smelt it and it smelt a little different than usual, but nothing too much to really tell. I felt through it with my hands to investigate and there was some solid bits in it, I think it was from the corn I had last night. Should I stop eating corn? Is corn bad for me? Please reply with any past experience, I really like eating corn, and if I don't finish my veggies I don't get any dessert after dinner, please help!

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago | pl

"I felt through it with my hands"

Your credibility; it amuses me.

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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

I recommend eating it. You'll break it down even more so next time it exits your arse hole it should be properly smooshable.

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Cuntsiclestick

11 years ago

Grind it in a blender until its liquidy, then pour it down the drain. The sewer alligators will be grateful for the poop smoothie.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  This made me laugh out loud hahahaha
  
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Allistalla

11 years ago

Why the hell are you pooping in your shower to begin with? either you are a troll or a complete moron.

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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  I read another post on here where this guy would go in the shower and the water would wash it all down the drain. -_-
  
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  - Allistalla
    
    11 years ago
    
    That is not the piont you do not shit in the shower! For fuck sake!
    
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    - Avant-Garde
      
      11 years ago
      
      Yes, I know.
      
      Shitting is for the loo or a outhouse or a dug hole in the forrest.
      
      Bathing and thinking is what the shower is truly for!
      
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Hmm, have you tried using the toilet?

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- Allistalla
  
  11 years ago
  
  Best suggestion all day! Thankyou for guiding this poor confused person who seems be confused as to what a shower is made for and has never been told poo is to go in the potty.
  
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  - noid
    
    9 years ago
    
    Lol
    
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  - Allistalla
    
    11 years ago
    
    You get a thumbs up!
    
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Justsomejerk

11 years ago

I'm not sure I'm qualified to advise you here as I only poop outside.

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johnn

11 years ago

This is why these Apps don't last.be a clown somewhere else !

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nikkilynn25

11 years ago

You are a stupid fuck...Why did I read this though?

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RockerRoseanne

11 years ago

Why the fuck are you shitting in the shower?!?! o.o

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humbugmarmalade

11 years ago

Its normal your poo doesnt fit down the shower drain, just not that you put it there

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CheyChey

11 years ago

poop in a toilet & stop touching feaces who does that anyway.

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BlueAlice

11 years ago

Alala trololol!

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- GuessWho
  
  11 years ago
  
  http://youtu.be/5kuhOeihL9o?t=1m47s
  
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robbieforgotpw

11 years ago

I've only washed in the shower after a dump and cannot take the smell at all. How do you bear the stench? I can't

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ptpatpathos

11 years ago

ROFLMBO?!!!!! Dude! Are you 10 YRS OLD, A MORON, OR JUST BORED AND SEEING WHAT KINDS OF RESPONSES YOU GET??? I. Personally think you should do as one person suggested and recycle it by eating it again to geT ALL THE GOOD OUT OF IT!

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ptpatpathos

11 years ago

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!

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TheBunnie

11 years ago

I shouldn't be reading this story while eating, but I am anyway.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

you know that corn is fully recyclable , waste not want not

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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  Corn makes diesel and waste makes methane.
  Both can be used to sustain life.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    oh yeah
    
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Wendell

11 years ago

Purge your system. Don't eat. For like a month. Or drink water.

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Garglemysac

11 years ago

My guess is that you have been using your exit as an entrance, thereby increasing the size of said poop.

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emilydoll

11 years ago

This has to be a troll because the hole in the toilet is big, you might have a drainage problem instead.

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NocturnePonyFan

11 years ago

Why even try to get rid of it? You've been given a gift. Now you need to know how to use this gift to its full potential. I suggest acquiring a large bag, a match, and the stoop of someone you dislike.

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juanangel01

11 years ago

eat less fiber if it's too solid

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KeddersPrincess

11 years ago

Well, the best thing to do in this situations is to mix it in a pot and eat it. All of that corn should add a little extra flavor to it as well.

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