My plans for the day...iin?

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So it's about 10:30 and I had cheddar cheese flavored popcorn for breakfast and I'm enjoying a bowl of ice cream (peanut butter cup flavor).

Once I finish my ice cream, I'm going to proceed to get drunk. I mean DRUNK. There's a bottle of vodka with my name on it in the freezer. Well actually, it says 'Barton's" on it and my name isn't Barton but for today, I'm pretending it is.

Then, once drunk, I'm going to haul this old dresser I have out to the yard and make it into a book shelf. I'll take breaks to keep drinking, so don't worry, I won't let my buzz die!! I'm not stupid. I really need a book shelf BAD.

Last time I did a project drunk it came out great but I did injure myself. But so what?

Any suggestions as to what else to do today? The book shelf shouldn't take but a couple hours at best.

is it normal to do drunken home improvements?

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Based on 120 votes (65 yes)

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howaminotmyself

11 years ago

What happened to using cinder blocks and planks of wood as a book shelf?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Nothing wrong with that but I'm working with what I got here...it's this or throw it away so I choose to try to use it somehow useful.
  
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- Shackleford96
  
  11 years ago
  
  I need to do that...
  
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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

I do most things whilst on the maryjane so I see no real issue here. I'll vote normal for you, k.

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

Who the hell voted 'not normal'? Is it the popcorn part or the PB cup ice cream part?

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- myownopinions
  
  11 years ago
  
  It's the popcorn part. I mean, who eats chedder cheese flavor?!? Ugh!
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    Cheddar cheese is the shiet!
    
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- OzzytheWizard
  
  11 years ago
  
  I do not understand what you are trying to ask?
  
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GuessWho

11 years ago

Please post results.

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

Boy, this is NOT going well. This shitty dresser, that I picked up off the curb from someone's trash, is built like a brick shithouse. I haven't made much headway. I'm not giving up though.

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Littlebadgirl

11 years ago

seems pretty normal to me..

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myboyfriendsbitch

11 years ago

Yesterday i put on a pretty skirt, applied blush to my eyelids and proceeded to a mud puddle with my boyfriend. I had him throw mud on me and take pictures in various poses. Later that night we became drunk and went alligator hunting.... So... You were saying?

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BluntsRolled

11 years ago

Sounds like a plan, pass me a shot will you?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Your dentist must love you.

Btw, do you like strolling on cool mid-summer mornings? I know I like to go strolling occasionally.

But I try to be quiet about it, for the neighbor's sake.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I just threw a tomato at a cat and it hit the neighbor's car. Normally I wouldn't care but just as it happened, her boy toy came outside to smoke. It's been long enough though, no way they saw it and called the cops.
  
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  - Shackleford96
    
    11 years ago
    
    Holy shit man, I had a really hard time not bursting out with laughter in the computer lab at this. XD
    
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Unimportant

11 years ago

If you were standing next to me, I'd high-five you, bro.

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sheilarae1987

11 years ago

You're either morbidly obese, a stoner or a morbidly obese stoner.

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MiaScarlette.

11 years ago

Lol cheddar chews. Made ne laughed

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MiaScarlette.

11 years ago

Who said he was white ? Lol. He probably is though.

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MiaScarlette.

11 years ago

Lol, you dont want to know me. Id be pretty depressed if i were you, but thats just me. But whatever you do to pay the bills is, ayyokay:D & as long as the injuries are MINOR. Thats fun to do really. Lucky. ):< lol. but maryjane is probably safer lol. Dont even disagree with me.

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MeHTa

11 years ago

Classy... I guess it is normal, there is even a term for it, "white trash" if I am not mistaken...

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Sog

11 years ago

Do you live in a trailer by any chance? If so, then yes this is completely normal.

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moomus

11 years ago

I meant cheddar cheese popcorn. Damn auto correct.

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moomus

11 years ago

The not normal part of the story was the cheddar chews popcorn. The rest is ok, so do I vote normal or not normal?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Normal, when I get drunk I get really pro-active.

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Shackleford96

11 years ago

You had me at DRUNK!

Funny post, I hope your ghetto dresser/bookshelf turned out well.

I just had an idea. I think it would be cool, if you had IIN gold, if you posted another story showing us a picture of the results. :)

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americanhoney

11 years ago

Totally normal. Think I love you, actually.

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Hippie

11 years ago

I like this post xD

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anti-hero

11 years ago

I would bet $5 that I know who this is...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  OK, guess away. I'll PM you for the address you'll need to send the $5 to.
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    11 years ago
    
    I was gonna guess my Dad.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Ah, nope. You owe me $5.
      
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      - anti-hero
        
        11 years ago
        
        Alright, just tell me where to send it.
        
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dom180

11 years ago

"So it's about 10:30 and I had CHEDDAR CHEESE FLAVORED POPCORN..."

Not normal.

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disthing

11 years ago

Are you currently unemployed?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  It's Sunday, man. I am unemployed on Sundays, and other days that end in 'y'.
  
  I work for myself, I make my own rules. I'm a lone wolf, a rebel. You don't want to know me.
  
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  - mas0n
    
    11 years ago
    
    so since you are a lone wolf does that mean you dont have some girl to have sex with?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      If you're making a leap of wolves having sex with girls, you're on the right website but have the wrong guy.
      
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yesnomaybeso

11 years ago

Well I voted not normal because that made no sense to me.

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