My penis is growing down and sideways

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My penis is starting to grow towards the ground, and to the left. It's perpendicular to my legs now, and it really hurts when I try to move it. I'm really scarede. I'm to embarresed to tell my doctor. Also, my parents like to beat me whenever I do something wrong, and they hit me with a ruler on the back, and now it it hits my penis.

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  • dwe
    12 years ago

    Hahahahahahahaahaaahaaa!!!! Sorry, but your parents beat you with a ruler on the back and it hits your penis?? It is so long it wraps around your side to your back. Picture please, I beg you. LOLOLOLOL!!!

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  • DhGlory
    12 years ago

    Peryonie's disease, just google it and compare, you may have it you may not...

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    14 years ago

    YEAH! I hate when that happens!
    I always find myself in this situation.

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  • faisoly
    14 years ago

    What ? U R Growing Penis from Ur Ass ?

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    • Whitepeoplescareme3
      14 years ago

      No! That's poposterous. It's growing in the normal spot, but then it curves around towards my back.

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