My new husband wants me to stop having sex with my dead husband.

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6 years ago, before my husband left for Afghanistan, he bought a kit for us to make a mold and a dildo of his penis. He wanted me to have something to remember him by and keep me company while he was away. Sadly he never returned. Like most people in that situation, I was devastated and I mourned him, but I moved on as time passed. But there will always be a part of him in my heart, and he left a part of him behind, literally, in the form of that dildo.

I have been remarried for 2 years now, and I still use it to this day. Me and my new husband have even used it together. But recently I told him where it came from and he flipped out. He wants me to get rid of it and never use it again, but I don't want to do either. He is very upset and I don't know what to do.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago | pl

    This is a great story. Well done.

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    I saw a horror movie like that where the dead husband's molded penis came to life and crawled down the throat of the new husband while he slept and choked him to death.

    I think it was called SERMPER FI- always faithful, or maybe it was Revenge of Jarhead's Johnson.

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  • IINtobeonthiswebsite
    8 years ago

    If I was your husband, I'd not only WANT to have sex with you and your dead husband all the time, I'd demand it. You could make a GREAT porn site, "Watch me have sex with my dead husband!" I bet a lot of creeps and perves would pay HUGE money for a site like that.

    Anyway, if things don't work out with the jerk your married to right now, give me a call.

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    • IINtobeonthiswebsite
      8 years ago

      You should have dead hubby in the ass while new hubby is in the pink....then, switch it up!!! You could also try some DP in the baby-oven, if your up for it....I'd say the backdoor too, but, I don't know how big a girl you are!!!

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    My dead wife gave me a copy of her vagina, it was so fucking ugly I threw it out and the garbage ma gave it back to me the next day saying i must not pollute the environment!

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    I saw this show once where the husband is away at war and when he comes back he finds out that the wife has been using the dog the whole time. He walks up to her with a big duffle bag with the dead german shepard in it and drops it on the floor. Then he goes "I found the peanut butter next to the bed honey. How could you."

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Nip Tuck, she was there getting her nipples repaired cause the dog bit them off when he showed up. Great episode.

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  • mystery7
    8 years ago

    Swap it out for one of Ron Jeremy's or Peter North's.

    Problem solved.

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