My new "friend" talking seriously about cannibalism??

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I haven't known my friend David all that long and we decided to get an apartment together for next semester at school. While away from school we've kept touch just online.

But today, we were talking and he started saying how much he loves meat and that he has had a lot of types but not human...

Here are some quotes:

z11111100011 (8:22:08 PM): i want to know what human taste like
z11111100011 (8:26:43 PM): we probably taste like iron since that is what our blood tastes like
z11111100011 (8:30:01 PM): i think a human burger would be good cooked so that it is still bloody
LRamos1818 (8:35:20 PM): what the heck?? how am I supposed to feel comfortable living with you?
z11111100011 (8:36:00 PM): no i think you would be to tough
z11111100011 (8:41:29 PM): i want a thin person so i can have human bacon
z11111100011 (8:41:46 PM): a fat person wouldnt have the thin meat for bacon on there ribs
z11111100011 (8:42:03 PM): there are no recipes online
z11111100011 (8:43:14 PM): you dont think about this?

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Comments ( 18 )
  • Kai'Layah
    14 years ago

    If he was serious, he wouldnt even tell you about it, he would just do it. Though it is kinda freaky when you think about.

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  • StarTeddy
    14 years ago

    It sounds like he's just entertaining the idea in his head. I highly doubt he's serious.

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  • khmntcpr50k
    13 years ago

    Hahahaha that sucks for both of you. He just accidently creeper you out and now he has no roommate and u have no comfortable room

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Lol hes joking

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  • TheGirlWhoStoleHisHat
    11 years ago

    I would get the fuck out of there, like yesterday

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Play it safe and move out ASAP!!!! Stay far away from him and if he bothers you get a restraining order.

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  • dude_Jones
    11 years ago

    This is called a "Head Game" - sort of a subtle form of drama. Dump this guy and look for emotional stability.

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  • superaspie
    12 years ago

    He is trolling you!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Well eating a human is really weird and disgusting but I have NO problem with blood. My blood tastes really sweet (^-^)

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  • chaosdragoon1
    13 years ago

    Lol. If he was that serious....YOU'D BE DEAD.

    But if you are still paranoid. You should "unfriend" him, lol.

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  • roggerrogger6
    13 years ago

    I meant *meet him

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    • CrystalMoonlight
      13 years ago

      lol. "Meat" him. Was that pun intended or did you do it by accident? xD

      (quote) "there are no recipes online", hmmm... I wonder why...? xD

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  • roggerrogger6
    13 years ago

    Ahahahaha soooooooooooo funy dude keep on like this I love it haha I really want to meat him!

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  • Mr.patatohead
    13 years ago

    RUN AWAY!!!! HE IS GOING TO EAT YOU !!!!!!! cannibalism is deffinetly not normal especially today. im sure hes just joking around

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  • stone_love
    14 years ago

    It kind of sounds like he's kidding or trying to freak you out. I think if he had a serious problem he wouldn't be IM-ing you about it as if he didn't know it was weird.

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  • tim5ny
    13 years ago

    I think we should chop his head off before he acts on those desires

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  • jermath35
    13 years ago

    Sick wouldn't live with him for nothing

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  • ihopeyoudie
    14 years ago

    hes proly joking but lock your door, get a shotgun, and get him a one way ticket to africa for his birthday.

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