My nephew and his friends beat the shit out of me

I'd start putting a pop knot on the top of each one of those little bastards heads. That will teach them.

You should have beat the shit out of them little kids!

Omg those kids sound evil! D:

Little bastards.

Bastards! Next time you take him, push him on the swing so he flips over the bar :)

damn. I feel bad for laughing, but that mustve sucked.

No it's not normal. Did you tell their parents? Such behaviour needs to be stopped now or it will continue to worsen as they get older.

get a big gun

You may be dealing with gremlins, a nasty little bunch. Keep an eye out to see how these "children" are reacting to moisture. For more information you may have to refer to the documentary Gremlins (some followup films have been made if you do not find this one helpful). If you continue to experience this event however, then perhaps you are mentally disturbed. I recommend an immediate surgical lobotomy, you are guaranteed to not experience any disturbing event again, or at least you will not consciously perceive the world.

Yikes. These kids are all ganged up already. Don't come to their neighborhood with any disrespect or you will get the beat down. Did they take your money and go buy ice cream from the melody truck?

LMAO

How old are you that 5-7 year olds beat you up???

I got beaten up by little kids at a birthday party. It's pretty awkward.

LMAO! Im sorry but this made my day! Ha but thats def not normal, they prob thought it was okay to be rough with u since ur a big dude. Im surprised you didnt charlie horse those lil bastards!

I would have laughed so hard if I'd seen this happen to someone in real life. I would have run to help you and then told the kids to "knock it off" but I'd still be laughing the whole time.

I hope you enjoyed it despite the pain. They probably did it because they really liked you, if it makes you feel any better.

very funny 5-7 year olds you wimp

Well, there's always an anonymous report to the police that a group of children is running wild, assaulting random people. You could claim to be a witness, and at the very least, the 7-year-olds will get "scared straight."

kick dem kids asses

Troll

Not normal that kids should be such little bastards but its nothing for you to be ashamed of. If you hit them back the police would've done you. It's a shit situation and nothing you legally could've done.

I understand where you're coming from. You're stronger than them so you don't want to fight back because it will instantly make you the "bad guy".

Talk to your parents about their behavior, their parents as well.

That's normal, i get jumped by kids all the time......When would that be normal!? Dude talk to your siblings about their child and get them to call up the other kids parents who messed you up, i mean the fact that they're kids and they did that to you is sickening, so bro go and get some justice, and i hope you come through alright.

So a group of 5-7 year olds all happened to be at the park without their parents at the same time?

How old were they? Teens? Go jump them.

I get beat up by little boys a lot, but then I'm a girl, 5'5 and 105 pounds. But yeah, it's all in fun, they like to play "cops and robbers" and I am always the robber, what's surprising is some 5 and 6 year old boys can be pretty strong! Like, they weight 65 pounds, and when they knock me to the ground and start hitting me, it genuinely hurts! But you got to take some for the team fun sometimes!

i feel you bro, kid kids still love trying to beat me up, but the problem is they are like all teenagers now, and i cant take 4 or 5 as easily as i used to

Go the parents and tell them that their tried to beat you up.