My neighbor sent me from ~meh~ to murderous!

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When I first met my neighbors, I knew they were total idiots (uneducated AND no common sense or skills) but they didn't actually annoy me at that point.

Then, they started talking to me more and more and while they don't say much at all, and don't really say anything important, literally everything they say makes me want to kill them. And every time they say something new to me, it's like putting gasoline on a fire! It's not them talking to me that pisses me off, it's all the little things they say and do, their complaints about the dumbest things, and saying more and more things that showcase their stupidity, entitled nature and worthlessness. They're actually model neighbors, honestly, but they infuriate me. I should probably not be getting so pissed off like this because they don't cause me any strife other than what I allowed to be created, but I can't help it one bit!! I wish they'd just stop saying things to me, but since they're not bad neighbors then it wouldn't be good to disrupt that by telling them off.

Would someone complaining about grocery bags piss you off to the point of rage and contemplating violence? Probably not. But that's the most recent installment in a laundry list of reasons why I want to kill my neighbors!! I know I can't actually kill them, but ohhh, in a perfect world I would!! I'd gut them and play in their blubber. I'm thinking what I could do is buy termites online and give them an infestation or lure bees over to their shed so they make a giant nest in there. I'll probably do something like that soon. Or let all the air out of their tires. Something. If I did those things I'd get the entertainment value from witnessing it, but would I be able to contain myself when they inform me of the woes of their nasty termite infestation? I don't know....

So is it normal to have such hatred festering and growing like this, with the aforementioned circumstances?

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  • JumperCableLips
    11 years ago

    I have this problem. I'm still in high school. So I understand on all sorts of fucking levels.
    Every day I get on the bus, and it's all I can do to keep my mouth shut and not pop the girl behind me on her damn cell phone saying "what?" every other second (maybe because she's on a fucking bus, and it's loud, she should try calling this person at another time) but no. And she says the most retarded shit I have ever heard. (I think this of everyone, but especially her) She talks a lot about myyearbook and myspace and facebook and about some guy who makes her cry at night ("oh i told him he makes me cry he's like the only person who knows and he said it was okay but i don't know?") WHAT THE FUCK. Definitely feeling the aggression just sitting here and reliving it in my mind, knowing I have to deal with it in approximately 4 hours. I explain it to other people by saying I'm a self righteous cunt but I feel entitled. You can borrow that if you like.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I think you should kill yourself. That or grow up.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I know that they annoy you, but please don't kill them. It won't solve anything and would only make matters worse. It's impossible to reason with stupidity. Getting revenge on them wouldn't be good either. You can try to avoid them, however. Get up at a earlier time, go out at a later time,etc. Sneak behind bushes and act like a spy. Do anything that will allow you to escape from them undetected. Even get a dog. Bring the dog out when you go outside. If it looks intimidating and barks allot, then they'll most likely leave you alone.

    I have annoying neighbors, but they're mostly on the nosy spectrum. I have a dog and they don't bother us when he's accompanying us outside. Thankfully, I don't really have to deal with them.

    On your neighbors complaint about plastic bags, suggest that they get reusable.

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