My mom wants to kick me out of the house!

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My mom was cleaning my room when she saw that I accidently left my safe open. she looked inside to find 40 porno magazines that I had spent $1,000 on! She threw all of them in the garbage and said she has never been more disgusted in her life. I'm so mad at her! For revenge, I went on to her Facebook account (saved passwords FTW) and went crazy. I uploaded a picture of one of her Violin students' boyfriend saying "Mmmmmm. Hes a hottie. I want to suck his cock!" and sent a message to one of her highschool friends saying that she hated my dad and explained all the sexual things she wants to do to him. I went on sending sexual messages to everyone on her friends list. I thought she would be all touche about what I did, but instead she was crying. She sent messages to all her friends saying "Sorry. My son has a weird sense of humor" and now she wants me out of the house! What do I do? I'm 31 and I don't have a job! I need help!

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Comments ( 16 )
  • sillygirl77
    7 years ago | pl

    It's normal that she wants you out of the house after you disrespected her like that. It's her house and if she doesn't want you to have porn there, then you should respect that. What you did to her was totally unreasonable, immature and humiliating. She was being kind to you letting you live there at 31. If you don't have a job and have no way of supporting yourself without her, you should have taken that into consideration before you acted!

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    • Moswe12
      7 years ago

      WtF IS WRONG WITH PORN

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      • sillygirl77
        7 years ago

        It's about respecting his mom's wishes in her house and she didn't want it there.

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        • Moswe12
          7 years ago

          But how will i survive if i dont have a job

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          • sillygirl77
            7 years ago

            You should have thought of that before you did what you did to your mom... however, I guess you're going to have to ask a friend to stay with them and learn to be a gracious house guest!

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  • charli.m
    7 years ago

    You do a variation on this troll periodically. It's never funny or clever.

    Grow up.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    Yay eviction.

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      Woo-hoo!
      >:-D
      ☆♡☆♡

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    What kind of loser keeps dirty magazines in a safe?
    Mwahahaha!
    :^)

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  • genericallyanime
    7 years ago

    funni!!!! xdddddddddddddddd

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  • Curious-trans
    7 years ago

    The amount of stupid inside of your head is unbelievable

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  • NormaLeeSane
    7 years ago

    I clicked on not normal, because I thought you were asking if your own behavior was normal. No, it isn't - troll. If you really had done the things you described - at the age of 31 - you should be locked up. And your mother would have every right to kick you out. Her behavior would be entirely normal and expected. In any case, stop trolling and grow up.

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  • bobobob
    7 years ago

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

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  • ........
    7 years ago

    If you was paying rent and bills than she couldn't
    kick you out of the house, you need help buddy and
    your mom shouldn't be nosing on your personal life
    hell you are age 31 so what if you look at porn.

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago

      If it's her house she can kick him out whenever she wants and although I wouldn't do the same, her house, her rules.

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      • sillygirl77
        7 years ago

        Agreed

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