My mom pooped herself during birth, iin?

So, I just found out that when I was being born my mom pooped herself. And that I was born covered in shit! What should I think about it?

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  • Katywompus

    Shit happens

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  • MissClaire

    You have to push for all your might, wtf do you think is going to happen. Its all interconnected down there.

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  • Shackleford96

    She was birthing a child! So what if she pooped herself, you probably would have too! Instead of thinking "Ew, my mom shat herself when she had me" you should be thinking "Damn am I lucky my mom was able to push me out of her womb and didn't DIE during the process." Show some humility and appreciation.

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  • ccjigsaw

    Theres noisy babys, quiet babys, smelly babys, small babys, big babys, crack babys, and now shit babys. I learned something today...

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  • CrumpledPaper

    She gave birth to you through her ass. I'm sorry!

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  • UsernameNotAvailable

    Are you serious?! I hope that I don't shit on my child when I give birth. I've never heard of that but that doesn't mean it's not possible.

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  • AngAnders112

    this is pretty common, happens to a lot of women while giving birth. especially if you've been given an epidural. you're pushing as hard as you can and everything is numb, so it's difficult to tell which muscles you're using.

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  • Sweetz

    Haha POOP :)
    My aunt did this too except the shit ended up on my other aunts sweater. .

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  • Avant-Garde

    Some women get constipated. I wonder which she would've preferred....
    Anyway, that must have been pretty awkward. I once saw a show where this woman was trying to give birth. She pushed hard and mucus exploded in every direction. It got on the camera and the doctors were freaking. It was disgusting, but normal.

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  • BurnaBaby27

    It's completely normal. I didn't poop myself thank god, but some women can't tell the difference between the urges because they are so similar. Especially with an epidural because the sensation is minimized. Plus, they tell you to "push like you're having a bowel movement". From my experience, they say that so you have an idea of how to push. You figure it out as it's happening that it's not quite like pushing like you're trying to shit.

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  • hermione

    totally normal most women do it, everyting goes out the window when your in that much pain.
    just try not to think about it, you were obviously bathed soon after and just think what your mum went through and i think your even

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  • Equilin

    Its F up!!!! U r a SHITBORN!!! U can learn all kinda of Farts from greybeards!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    NORMAL.

    Women don't pop babies out easily. They have to push and bear down to get the baby out... Do you really think the only thing coming out is going to be a baby?

    Perhaps you should ask your mom if she can get you a video on how babies are born

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  • Balls57

    hhhhhhhhhahahahahaha you were born full of shit. luckily you did not suffocate from it.

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  • FJK_frm_AK25

    Haha my mom told me that she shit herself too.

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  • Lizziebaby

    Ah the humiliating things our moms have to endure to bring us into the world.. Yes this happens and is normal.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    9 months old shit lol

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  • MahBoi24

    Yikes! I didn't know you could do that...thank God I'm never gonna birth a kid. *is grossed out*

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  • gracefuldancing

    normal. the baby, on its way out, is pushing down on both the birth canal and the colon. Aka pushing poo out along with the baby.

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  • Dad

    Normal

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