My mom is my dad

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My mom is my dad. she acts like one, looks like one, smells like one, and i think she might have the body of a man. i shan't find out though, just not up to me. you think she impregnated herself and had me and i dont have a father?

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Based on 22 votes (11 yes)
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  • Statsmashers
    8 years ago

    Ask her if she has a cock and a set of nuts

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  • Juggulator551
    8 years ago

    Eric Cartman, is this you?

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  • MrTheodore
    8 years ago

    Aaanndd that's how you find out if you're adopted or not.

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  • GrayHulk99
    8 years ago

    it's possible to have two moms.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Ask her if she used to be Bruce Jenner.

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