My mom forces me off the toilet while i'm taking a dump, is it normal?

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My mom is extremely aggressive and strict. When she wants something, she wants it NOW, NOW, NOW. Not in a few seconds, but literally IMMEDIATELY. If I'm unlucky enough to be on the toilet when she wants to pee, she pulls me off in mid-poo.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago | pl

    Lock the door?

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    Kick her in her ribs and then poop on her ankles as she tries to crawl away

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago

      But shackles made of poop won't restrain her long enough for the OP to get his or her privacy. She'll just get up and throw OP off the toilet again, possibly destroying the toilet and opening up a portal that leads to a pit of antifreeze and bubblegum. Do you really want that on your conscious, Raged Up Chain?!

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      • chained_rage
        8 years ago

        LOL Janice :D
        I won't lie; the way you described that made it sound so awesome that I would be honoured to get the opportunity of having that on my conscience ;)

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago

          You diabolical gravy baker! lol
          :)

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  • MattHat
    8 years ago

    shit on her foot xD

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  • notaterrorist
    8 years ago

    just hold it in then shit on the floor when she pulls you off then leave the house so she has to clean it up

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  • snarkygirl
    8 years ago

    Spray her with mace

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