My mom always detects me watching porn/beating off telepathically

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This is so fucking weird. LITERALLY Every time I think about/ act upon watching porn or beating off my mom either comes home from work(in the daytime) or comes out of her room (in the night time). Then she goes back in her room and then I execute the plan. I think she may be unknowingly telepathic or has learned my jerking off patterns to a t(which are fairly random and not as often as you think). Is that normal?

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  • GuessWho
    12 years ago

    I had a wank the other day just as my parents left home. They were supposed to be out for hours, but came back early just as I was about to start round 2.

    It sucks when you're horny and can't adequately relieve yourself because you keep getting interrupted when you try.

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  • Frosties
    12 years ago

    Mothers are telepathic. Mine knows if I've got a stain on my T-shirt just from a telephone conversation with me.

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Ha, poor you. I know what that's like all to well. It's hard to jerk off in peace when your parents are always there. It's like damn, give me some alone time already!

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