My masturbation technique

LMAO WTF... If This Is Real, What Are U Gonna Do wWith It All???

How in the hell do you get your dick through that small hole at the top of the jug? You must have a little wiener.

Make ice-cream with it and have a party give it to the chicks like frozen yogurt

Go sell them at the sperm bank! Can make you a lot of money.

u lie

Let me guess, you use your semen in cooking don't you?

- semen flavoured ice cream
- strawberries and semen
- Greek style semen yogurt (contains a shitload of sperm in every serving)
- semen chowder
- semenmilk pancakes
& - coffee with semen creamer

Oh, the list goes on and on!

I'd hate to eat cereal at your house.

LOLOLOLOLOL

You should totally sell them on ebay!

Ewwwwww!

Quite normal for a frig*ing freak.

i can't believe this made it through the moderators. i'm all for free speech, but clearly this is bullsh!t. save your distasteful jokes for a night with your beer-guzzling friends in the man cave.

I think that's really sick, but that's jus my opinion. I suppose u could donate your sperm to places where u can masterbate XD

OMFG That's the funniest post on here Ive ever read, YOU ARE A GENIUS OF COMEDY I love dysfunctional humor SO MUCH. Thnks man, BUT THE thing that got me on the floor was you ended it with IS THIS NORMAL?

Are you planning to kidnap young women for artificial insemination so that you can build a race of super-loonies? Good luck with that.