My life sucks

My life sucks. I have some shitty paying job, I have an asshole coworker, and a cheap ass boss. My friend is suffering from mental retardation which is not something I discriminate against but he literally is unbearable. He fucking left me in a random place with weird ass monster people, nailed a piece of wood to his head, lives in a shitty house with literal trash for furniture, and doesn't have a job. I can't pass my driving test no matter how hard I try so I walk to work or ride a bike. My coworker lives next to me and plays his shitty ass instrument all day. He hates me and my friend but we don't give a single shit. The worst fucking part is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.

u r dum 1
do you need medical attention 0
you're not funny 4
Die in a hole 2
*erratic breathing* 4
All of the above 0
None of the above you asswipe 0
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  • Freedom_

    Oh, Spongebob... I never knew you were a sad clown :(

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  • Arm0se

    I figured it out at "nailed a piece of wood to his head"

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  • BackWithMemoryLoss

    Aw, Spongey, I'm so sorry. I hope it gets better for you. :(

    Please keep your chin up.

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    • I'll keep my chin up when I tie the noose around my neck.

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      • BackWithMemoryLoss

        No! You can't go yet! What about Gary, your pet or Sandy, your other best friend? And what about your mom, dad, and grandma? You really love to go jellyfishing too.

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        • *stands on chair with noose around neck* I'm ready.

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