My incredible idea
So one day I was staring directly at the sun in the Sahara Desert when I had a brilliant idea. So what I could do was I could take the photons coming from the su and compress them to create blocks of light. I carefully squished some sunlight in between my fingers and successfully created a block of light. Then I realized the more photons I squished the brighter the block was. But then a Finnish artist created a sandstorm so I fled to a beach in Mongolia but I was almost run over by a submarine so I went back to my home in North Korea where I made more photon blocks while brainstorming ideas of what to do with them. I could accelerate global warming, I could make the 1000 people MrBeast unblinded blind again. But an amazing idea came to me. One word. Revenge. And I knew exactly who to avenge. So basically pokemon banned porygon from appearing in the anime ever again for some flashing lights he didnt do, so I decided to give Game Freak a taste of their own medicine. By flattening photon blocks and carefully stacking them, I could put the sheets in a box to create a strobe effect so strong anyone who sees it will get a massive seizure. So I'm going to take this box to Game Freak's HQ to pull off the prank of the century. And then I'll blame it on Pikachu.
Yo dog! Be quiet!
Yes, it's a normal, brilliant idea, got any more?