My guy friend likes to lie on top of me

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Yeah, Whenever I was just chillin on my stomach with my other friend he would just come over position himself on top of me and sometimes (jokingly) pelvic thrust me. Now I'm not too familiar with this part of male behaviour so if you guys could care to enlighten me as to why he would do this???

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  • Anime7
    11 years ago

    It sounds like he's trying to get as close to having sex with you as he can while calling it a joke.

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    • sebastiantheunicorn
      11 years ago

      I was hoping that wasnt the case. thank you for your thoughts.

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      • thinkingaboutit
        11 years ago

        so he wants to fuck you, whats the big mystery?

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        • sebastiantheunicorn
          11 years ago

          Its a big fuckin mystery when youre asexual ya know!

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          • Anime7
            11 years ago

            From what I've been reading, it sounds like it's common behavior among your friends to do stuff like this. Grabbing boobs and talking about ass and tits. I don't think the way your friend is behaving is typical for a guy, but it seems like its typical from someone in your group of friends.

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  • MRmr
    11 years ago

    Your fine with him grabbing your tits/ass? Slut.

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    • sebastiantheunicorn
      11 years ago

      That was mean! But after 8 years you kinda get used to it ya know, besides im a virgin!

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  • IFeelUdude
    11 years ago

    Well, obviously he likes you or he like the feeling if it.. Maybe he's tired and just relaxes on u as if you were his bed or something :) tell me more, I need more info if u want me to help ;D

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    • sebastiantheunicorn
      11 years ago

      I dont think he likes me, hes just kinda... Deranged? Weird? Like to molest everyone within grabbing range? Perverted! Thats the one! No were all fine cuddling and stuff, we spent hours just sleeping on the sofa once in a bundle as a group, this is when im offgaurd and he just climbs atop and humps me like a dog in heat. Weve been friends for years though so its more a joke than sexual harrassment (even if it pretty fucking close)just wondering if any other girls get dry humped by their freinds ya know.

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  • BooPup
    11 years ago

    It's normal if you're in 7th grade, I guess.

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    • sebastiantheunicorn
      11 years ago

      What can I say, the boy never acts his age. So youve been dry humped in the 7th grade?

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  • thinkingaboutit
    11 years ago

    your a dude? he wants to hit that. just testing the waters.

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    • sebastiantheunicorn
      11 years ago

      No im not a dude, So very female. But thank you for your thoughts.

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt
    11 years ago

    I think he is hinting for something...

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    • sebastiantheunicorn
      11 years ago

      Too bad for him.

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  • Mando
    11 years ago

    You are talking about boys I think.

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    • sebastiantheunicorn
      11 years ago

      Yes. Yes I am. Any ideas? Im not familiar with this part of adolscent male behaviour.

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      • Mando
        11 years ago

        You are kidding, right? He's play acting intercourse. It's not "male behaviour." It is his behaviour.

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        • sebastiantheunicorn
          11 years ago

          I take it from your reaction this is abnormal. Thank you very much for your input.

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          • Mando
            11 years ago

            It could be considered sexual assault even though this is kind of a goofball adolescent context. I think you need to tell him to back off and he needs to grow up about what is and isn't "funny."

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  • Phycokitty
    11 years ago

    guys are weird. I had a male friend that used to talk about the things he would do to me and he would grab my boobs or take a nap on me but then get serious and say ur to tall for me and walk away

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    • sebastiantheunicorn
      11 years ago

      Im sorta in the same boat cept he doesnt say anything or walks away. (our little group is obsessed with ass & tit grabbing) you any idea why they do that?

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