My grandma is disgusting!! iin

Whenever my grandma comes over to visit during the summer, she walks around topless while listening to the Beatles while swinging her boobs from side to side with her hands behind her head. It's gross, and the smell? Don't even get me started.

We're trying to get her to only visit in the winter now, since it would be too cold to walk around topless.

Is this normal?

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Comments ( 21 )
  • Jeaneathean

    Wish I had not read this. I love The Beatles.

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    • I'll have her smack you with her boobs and give you amnesia

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      • Jeaneathean

        Thanks. That will not be necessary.

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  • dirtybirdy

    You wanna see her nips in the winter, admit it.

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    • Fuck... I'm moving out now

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  • Hugh*Janus

    She was just seventy,
    You know what I mean.

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    • Jeaneathean

      Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?

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    • Jeaneathean

      Ha ha ha ha!

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot

    Display her in the front yard for all to see. They'll look on in amazement as her saggy tits flap around in the summer breeze. They'll savor the moment when the sweat underneath her tits splashes all over them, giving them a salty taste of the 23 year old Captain Crunch cereal that fell into her wads of fat in 1983. They'll dance and sing with her until she lets her guard down and they all savagely beat her with her own arthritic limbs that they tore off her rotting carcass. There will be no mercy. No mercy! NO MERCY!!!!

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    • I have just gotten off of the floor, I laughed so hard at this.... There's tears in my eyes .

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  • Avant-Garde

    Oh my... Why do you all just be frank with her? Lay down some rules!

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  • charli.m

    This is the funniest thing I've heard all day :D

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    • Read**
      Bot heard, unless you had someone read it to you.

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      • charli.m

        Oh look, a fucking pedant. Awesome.

        If we're going to play that game...

        *Not

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        • Oops D:

          Good eyes Charli

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          • RomeoDeMontague

            Just the title in itself made me LOL. After reading the comments I laughed even harder. Now to address your question. Well I get bothered when my mother wears a low cut top. So any kind of nakedness in general bothers me. Well at least regarding women. I can not imagine a grandmother walking around naked like that. You would find me hiding in the next room. I would say maybe politely asking her to put cloth on when she is at your house or in your presence. If not maybe get some whipped cream pies and slap them on her tits. Its whipped cream maybe it will just stick without peeling off.

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          • charli.m

            Hardly. I'd call that sort of behaviour "being a petty bastard". But what would I know?

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  • anti-hero

    Why do her tits stink?

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    • Cuz she's stank

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    • Her tits, her armpits.. Her neck fat...

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      • anti-hero

        LMFAO neck fat.

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