My girlfriends are not logical.

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These two women have made it their mission in life to ruin my reputation with any girls i come into contact with. They keep saying that they're "protecting her" from my mind games and that i'm crazy. It's not they're business, and they don't love me. they read these stupid psychopath books and see me as satan in the flesh literaly because i played along with being satan online and wanting to make people take 666. i'm half worried they'll run me over one of these days and take the jail time happily, thinking that they killed the devil. I still want to live with them despite this, hoping that they're just being silly.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    WTF?

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  • Mephisto1
    7 years ago

    Most people are not logical unless they can control their emotions. Females have been bombarded with horror stories about super-powered guys chasing them since they were born. Still, it's a little unfair to blame a guy screwing around online for every tragedy in history just because he made a couple accounts named"satan" and "Beast666"... it's not like he's the first guy to type stuff like that. Maybe she thought this guy was jesus christ in the flesh, and saw herself as the anti-christ? that's about as logical as saying he's satan, but he's jesus christ also, so let's run him over!

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    • cable555
      7 years ago

      I think they just want to be important characters in the bible to have a sense of purpose in their lives. i can see the way they think, and it's really ego-centric and melodramatic. No matter what i say, they're convinced i'm this terrible, manipulative person. they're the ones trying to kill people.

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      • CreamPuffs
        7 years ago

        Also you should warn any future girlfriends about them.

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      • CreamPuffs
        7 years ago

        You need to get them off your back. One way or another.

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  • venom1
    7 years ago

    Girls who have had bad experiences with men carry that baggage around forever sadly. Then they read these books about guys that are born with evil in their heart, and only live to hurt and steal and take drugs that the government can't reliably tax, and every undesirable quality a human being could ever have, and so they grow up reading books like that their whole life, and they actively seek out this kind of guy which doesn't barely exist or is REALLY exaggerated, and they treat everything he says as meaning the worst possible, threatening and perverted way, and face all of their fears about men and serial killers by hurting and humiliating him for everything ever and his whole heart is broken over nothing.

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    • FamousTwin
      7 years ago

      you expect me to love a mental patient with no future or attributes we can't access at a moment's notice??? and WITHOUT the 99999999999 personalities and fragments? one of them wants to crush a beer bottle in my cunt!!!!!

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      • HappyClown
        7 years ago

        and he just desired to do that to you for no reason at all? yeah right...

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  • KrillinsBitch
    7 years ago

    Woman don't have logic mate

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    • CreamPuffs
      7 years ago

      At least we don't think with our genitals.

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  • CreamPuffs
    7 years ago

    Tell those fuckers off. That's entirely unacceptable.

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  • [Old Memory]
    7 years ago

    No woman I've seen is logical.

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    • CreamPuffs
      7 years ago

      That is incorrect.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    If one or two people tell you that you have a tail don't worry about it, but ten people tell you that you've got a tail then you need to take a look back there.

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    • shocker2
      7 years ago

      yeah but take a very good look even if it's billions telling you that before you believe it, make sure you see it with your own eyes, then confirm it.

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    • CreamPuffs
      7 years ago

      Yeah but it's like a couple exes harassing him. Not ten women.

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