My girlfriend is so stupid

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Yes my girlfriend is so dumb,she cant cook anything,even burning toast every time. don't get me started on cleaning,the flat is an horrible pig stye,I go to work all day on the farm and she cant wash my clothes,do the washing up, pick up the cat shit nothing. she plays playstation all day eats potatoe crisps and chocolate,I'm embarrassed by her and to be seen with her,she is starting to become extreamly fat,she also smells as she never showers,I think there's something wrong with her.

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Based on 53 votes (12 yes)

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MR.mr

7 years ago

I'd call her lazy not stupid

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cinderellasundergarments

7 years ago

What a bitch.

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peterrabbyt3

7 years ago

Does she at least blow you?

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xfg39

7 years ago

It's ready for slaughter. You can make pork sausages that should last you through winter.

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llamalover

7 years ago

just call the police if she's violet

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MethSmokingSatanist

7 years ago

Kick her out she sounds like a horrible troll. Why do you have any hesitation about that?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  She refuse's to leave,I can not physically remove her. She is so big and fights like a mma fighter. she has threatened me with some scary shit,i think she is psychotic.
  
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mathewdavis133

7 years ago

The thing is that your girlfriend is not there to cook or clean for you. She is not your slave, she is your girlfriend. But you have a point' I would consider her a lazy pig.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  I don't expect her to be a slave but I work all day on the farm,and when I come home nothings done ,she is still playing playstation and builds to the crap with her crisp and chocolate wrappers on the floor ,not to mention the pop bottles every where.
  
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  - mathewdavis133
    
    7 years ago
    
    Well I don't blame you XD
    it sounds like she is taking advantage just so she can feed off her selfish, piggy ways... perhaps you can talk to her and find a way to get her motivated and quit playing video games or separate from her?
    
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surrey

7 years ago

It is pigsty (one word), not pig style. You should be put to death for this error.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  Yes thank you for your advice!!
  
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- rayb12
  
  7 years ago
  
  He said "pig stye" not pig style. How could you make an error and then say he should be put to death for his in the very next sentence?
  
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Anonymous Post Author

7 years ago

I'm scared she will hurt me badly,the stupid bitch gets extremely violent,sits on my chest and I can't move.she has forced cat shit into my mouth and fractured my rib.i think she has mental problems.

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- MR.mr
  
  7 years ago
  
  call the police, but get a lawyer firt because she might accuse you of beating her
  
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

7 years ago

whos names on the lease?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  Its my flat,but she refuses to leave and gets extremely violent.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    7 years ago
    
    listen to mrmr
    
    or wait till shes gone git yalls shit & disappear
    
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    - Cheet0
      
      7 years ago
      
      Call the authorities if she refuses to leave
      
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      - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        
        7 years ago
        
        lotsa places gots tenants and squatters rights laws
        
        if shes livin there he cant just thrower out the door
        
        if he could prove she beat his ass then he could pull a restrainin order but hed hafta plan it out
        
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        Cheet0
        
        7 years ago
        
        True, however if he has asked her to leave and she refuses multiple times, get the cops involved and she'll be outta there...
        
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funlovingbitch

7 years ago

Sorry but its more likely to be a male doing that .playstation crisps and Dr pepper hard to believe a girl wait gaining junk food

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  Cant you read,miss long legs!
  
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