My girlfriend gave me crabs for my birthday

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I never wanted crabs but here I am. She gave me 12 of them. Do you think an animal shelter might take them? I don't want to cook them and I don't live near the ocean so I can't throw them into the sea.

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Based on 28 votes (13 yes)
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  • mrbrownfinger
    7 years ago

    put bow ties on them and have your own crustacean purcussion band

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    • AbnormallyAwesome
      7 years ago

      That sounds so awesome!

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    I knew as soon as I saw the title this was a troll. Crabs make fine pets keep them and love them.

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    • AbnormallyAwesome
      7 years ago

      Holy shit, why did people react so agressively to that :O
      Seemed like a harmless comment to me.

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      • mysistersshadow
        7 years ago

        Haters gonna hate.

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    • ........
      7 years ago

      Your kind young woman, don't let these little dick-less
      bastards bring you down..Thanks for your kindness to
      this site.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    If you don't want them return them to your girlfriend.

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  • dinz
    7 years ago

    Damn - I wouldn't mind having lobster myself!

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