My gf says its not normal

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OK this is a little bit of a personal thing but i have always wanted to involve poo in some way during sex, its been turning me on ever since i remember.. its something about it coming out of me that i like, kind of like a mini man-birth. i have shared my thoughts with my girlfriend finally after 2 years but she is totally dis interested.. is there anyway i can explain to her that its not that bad? or should i drop one during intercourse and judge her reaction? i don't want to force her but i want her to try it at least once, my fantasy is actually having her hold/help it as it comes out.. i know this isn't everyone's cup of tea but please put yourself in my situation.

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Lestat565

5 years ago | pl

You are not going to convince her that it’s not that bad. And dropping one during intercourse is not only a bad idea but a stupid one. She’s already said that she’s not into it. That’s the best reaction you could’ve gotten. How do you think she’s going to feel when you take a crap on her chest my guess she’s going to be pissed and dump your ass. And she would be right to do it. Some fantasies should stay fantasies

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- curious-bunny
  
  5 years ago
  
  Amen! Personally I'm a smidge into it but i wpuld never do that like op. If someone did that to me i know i wpuld be very pissed, i really need to be in that headspace otherwise it's just gross to me
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    5 years ago
    
    hmm i guess you are right, thanks for your feedback, maybe i will have to visit some sort of fetish dungeon or something to get this out of me....
    
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- RoseIsabella
  
  5 years ago
  
  I personally think she should call the cops, and press charges if he takes a crap on her, if he's convicted he will have to register as a sex offender. It's not like he isn't a degenerate on the inside anyway.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    5 years ago
    
    what else will you do while u sit on your spotted anus?
    
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  5 years ago
  
  thanks for your feedback lestata
  
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RoseIsabella

5 years ago

If she's smart she'll dump your crazy ass.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  your an asshole and gave me no good help or advice at all.
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    5 years ago
    
    "or should I drop one during intercourse and judge her reaction?"
    
    Yeah, Op, how do you expect someone to act when you're suggesting trying a sexual act they're obviously not into without consent? Honestly, if someone did that to me, they'd be single because that just tells me that they don't respect me or my boundaries. Please don't do that to your partner.
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      5 years ago
      
      Surely pooping on someone without their consent must be some sort of criminal offense akin to assault, or poisoning. He's already a wretched sex offender on the inside of his soul anyway. If he does this I hope she calls the cops. Consent is everything!
      
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    5 years ago
    
    You just booty hurt, cause you know I'm right, fool. Your mind ain't right. Don't no-damn-body in their right mind wanna get down with doo doo.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      thats only your opinion.. which is virtually worthless. your comments mean nothing to me rubella
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        5 years ago
        
        Alright then, so go ahead, and ask yo woman if she wants to be a midwife to one of your mud snakes. I know you won't admit it if I'm right, but go ahead, and ask her, or surprise her, I don't give a damn, because odds are it won't turn out in your favor. Hell, go ask her tonight! See how that works out for ya.
        
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Boojum

5 years ago

I'm astonished that your girlfriend is merely "disinterested".

And, no, there's no way you can explain to her that it's not that bad, because it is that bad.

Having dealt with animals all my life, a wife who was doubly incontinent during her terminal illness, and an infant, I'm not squeamish about handing faeces, but the fact is that a large proportion of shit is bacteria, and messing around with someone else's ain't a great idea.

I'm not into piss-play, but it doesn't seem that bad to me because urine is pretty much sterile, but I definitely draw the line at blood and shit play.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  thanks for your feedback
  
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  5 years ago
  
  thanks for your feedback
  
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factcheck

5 years ago

“...but please put yourself in my situation.”

Really? No, trying putting yourself in HER situation! Imagine dating someone, someone you should be able to trust completely, and they’re plotting to do something to you after you’ve made it clear that you don’t want to do it. I don’t know about you but that sounds like a nightmare to me!

No, you can’t “explain to her that it’s not that bad” because she gets to decide that for herself. You don’t get to force your opinion about it on her. And you definitely don’t get to decide if she tries it once.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  5 years ago
  
  Hell to tha muthafuckin yeah!
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  well i guess thats going to be up to me.. i dont do the whole 'women are equal' feminists crap.. oh... she going to get it one way or another.. at least once!! if you dont like it then thats your problem. i hate feminists like you, just remember your spot is in the kitchen and cleaning the house up
  
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  - Lestat565
    
    5 years ago
    
    Wow you have just shown what a scumbag you are have fun being single. Women are equal. Are you so lazy that you can’t clean yourself or cook yourself. Hope she drops your pathetic ass
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      5 years ago
      
      I knew he was a scumbag from the get go. 😁
      
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      i guess yoir a woman.. if not a desperate male.. no normal male would accept a woman wanting to be treated equally.. just because you a have a small cock. and i mean a really really small cock.. you ruin it for the rest of us.
      
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      - Lestat565
        
        5 years ago
        
        Exactly as RoseIsabella said I’m a dom male. You have a fetish and that’s fine. What makes you a scumbag is that you want to force that on someone that you know doesn’t want it. So I have a small cock because I treat women with respect. I think think that’s projecting. You don’t want opinions. You want someone to tell you that it’s ok to force it. Cause you know it’s not. Even if you didn’t have this fetish no woman should ever date or go near your tiny worm. Cause you don’t deserve them.
        
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        5 years ago
        
        Nope, if I recall from some of his previous posts Lestat565 is actually a dominant male.
        
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  - barefoot_on_the_sand
    
    5 years ago
    
    Get real, man. Respect the woman you're with.
    
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plutopurity

5 years ago

Scrolling from top to bottom, it seemed like you were actually going to back out of it and respect the fact that there are boundaries.

Then you started talking about equality among genders and confirmed you were going to indeed, (attempt to) shit during sex.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  5 years ago
  
  I feel hella bad for his girlfriend, but the upside is he will probably get dumped.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    5 years ago
    
    thats kind of my goal, for the dumping to happen.
    
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bigbudchonga

5 years ago

I think you've got to go with a risky strategy here. Maybe she'll be really into it but she's just repressing it? I would eat a curry, or something that gives your poo a nice liquidy quality, then let it build up in your bowls and instigate sex, finally just at the point where it's bursting to come out withdraw your penis turn 180 degrees and let rip all over her face.

Is this a risky strategy? ABSOLUTLEY! But I think it will really prove to you guys whether she likes it or not. Some people deny themselves pleasures they would enjoy because they it as "wrong" so they repress it. If you do it in this way then it'll hit her all at once so her primal instincts will kick in, and she'll be able to fully tell whether she's into it or not.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  5 years ago
  
  You troll on expert level, dude.
  
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  - McBean
    
    5 years ago
    
    HAHAHAHA. That was a masterpiece of trollmanship. In appreciation of talent like that, I'm going to log off and go cut the grass. Lol.
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      5 years ago
      
      It's truly a thing of beauty to see a good troll in action. I believe in Bigbudchonga, and really I think we all should. I feel like he has no malice or attachment, I really believe he does it for the lols. There is a certain Zen-like quality to his work. I honestly think I will have a better mid-day dump, because of this. I also think those eggs I ate for breakfast were a little old. 😰
      
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      - bigbudchonga
        
        5 years ago
        
        Ahha thanks Rose, it's nice to see your get noticed, lol. Normally I don't reply to shit like this because it just ruins the fact you're trolling, but this really made me feel good. Cheers.
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        5 years ago
        
        Right on! 😊
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        5 years ago
        
        are you an idiot
        
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      - McBean
        
        5 years ago
        
        Hear, hear. A thing of beauty indeed. And, the best of dumps to all!
        
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        5 years ago
        
        i expected more from you rubella
        
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        RoseIsabella
        
        5 years ago
        
        ... cause everybody poops, sometimes.
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  i agree.. im going to do it this weekend. im going to approach the topic again and make it obvious something special will happen soon. i will update
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    5 years ago
    
    Grow some balls, and don't forget to let us know what it's like when she dumps you. Is it normal minds want to know!
    
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  - bigbudchonga
    
    5 years ago
    
    Awesome, and please do I'm very interested to see if this works, best of luck too you!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      we cleaned all the shit out my 240 litre fish tank tonight, i made sure she handled the fish poop water a lot she seemed fine with it.. the smell was the worse bit in a large tank.. im thinking this might have opened her up more to accepting it?
      
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      - bigbudchonga
        
        5 years ago
        
        That's positive! I hope it goes well when you try out the plan. :D If you're a bit worried about launching it all at her at once, then maybe like when she goes to the toilet stand behind the door and make sniffing noises and then peer in every now and again. Just little things lie that will make her more comfortable with it.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        5 years ago
        
        well its the big night tonight.. im hoping she is up for some action and im cleaning/preparing myself for it.
        
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curious-bunny

5 years ago

If you do that she will leave you. Scat is heavily frowned apon by most. If the person you are with is not into it respect that or you will loose them.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  5 years ago
  
  If he does some scat thing without her consent he she might call the cops, and then he'll have to register as a sex offender. 🙂
  
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  - curious-bunny
    
    5 years ago
    
    That would be hilarious! Omg yes haha be what he deserves!
    
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  5 years ago
  
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SwickDinging

5 years ago

Of all the freaky, weird, fucked up shit that has been posted on this site, THIS is the thing that everyone gets upset about? It's just poo. It grosses me out too but at least it's legal and safe.

If your gf has said she's not into it then you must respect that, because as others have pointed out you can't just shit on someone without their permission. Expect the relationship to end immediately if you do this.

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

well it didnt have the best response when i tried it.. the only lucky thing is i kind of lied my way out of it happening on purpose grr.. she was turning out so well apart from this.. going to think of another way to try, maybe start by putting a really tiny amount in dinner etc. maybe the taste will grow on her withoit even noticing.. its killing me this situation

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Anonymous Post Author

5 years ago

its the big night hopefully tonight if she is up for it. im pretty excited i hope she will be too. if everything goes well for the next few hours i might get her in a position to be able to try it.

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