My gf is cray cray

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OMG so my gf is like totes cray cray! She gets jelly about every little thing. If I look at a girl, or talk to a girl, or buy a girl drinks to be polite, she goes f'ing nuts!!!! like wtf is up with that? I treat her good and shit but its like it don't even matter!? I buy her stupid shit she likes, I pay when we go out, I don't make fun of how weirdly shaped her breasts are, and I allow her to enjoy my penis on a regular basis? Its like, what else am I suppose to do? I once bludgeoned an old woman to death with a baseball bat. its like the other day we are sitting on the couch watching tv with my mommy and I put my head on her sholder. well... she just starts scraming about how I don't give her any attention. its like, chill bitch, its just my mom I am not boneing her, were just cuddleing! for real right!? and when we go out its like the same thing. i have tried to talk to her but she says that she is too addicted to my peen to let me go, and its my fault cause i addicted her, so she is my responcibility for life. and she is kinda right you know? so its like omg wtf do i do? Is it normal?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Wait just a minute here. You buy drinks for other girls when you are out with your girl friend, and YOU think she's crazy? I'm not with the others here; I think you are getting just what you deserve. You're both cray cray!

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    • VinnyB
      8 years ago

      He said he murdered an old woman, but buying the drinks was the part you found crazy? This is obviously fake, but still, he said he beat an old woman to death! lol

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      • charli.m
        8 years ago

        I actually started laughing when I got to that bit haha.

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        • VinnyB
          8 years ago

          It was the best part. It was just thrown smack dab in the middle for no particular reason.

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          • charli.m
            8 years ago

            Hahaha I wouldn't have read that far if not for your comment, so thanks.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        I'd checked out long before that bit about the old woman.
        With all the impressionable young guys on here, I was hoping to save them from the mistake of buying other girls drinks when out with their girl.

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        • VinnyB
          8 years ago

          The checking out early is understandable, the advice is wise.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      What am I suppose to be rude!? What is wrong with you!!!!

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        I'm not nuts enough to buy other girls drinks when I'm out with my honey. Rude? Nope, just plain STUPID!

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  • Naughtygirl147
    8 years ago

    Um...well us girls can be cray cray.Im not clingy or jelly or addicted to my bf penis.Only addicted to cuddling,kissing and him in general.If I were you I would probably get away from her but if you still love her then whatever floats your boat

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  • (s)aint
    8 years ago

    Buying other girls drinks whilst in a relationship certainly can not be classified as normal behaviour?
    I am the jealous type and I get insecure about minor shits but this I feel is something you just don't do.

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  • Redcoats
    8 years ago

    Totally what a bitch! D:<

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  • thegipsysail0r
    8 years ago

    Why don't you just choke her to death on your cock?

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  • chained_rage
    8 years ago

    How dare she think those nasty things of you. Even after you killed that old woman for her. How dare she. You should stab her and then pour acid over your face.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      dude what is wrong with you? why would I do that stuff? you are a black soul.

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    This makes me think of crayfish. Or a crawdad, depending on where you live.

    Ps. Does mommy know you are playing on the Internet?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I am 27 years old, I don't need my mommys permission. bet yea she knows im using it.

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      • howaminotmyself
        8 years ago

        It's her internet, isn't it?

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  • VinnyB
    8 years ago

    "I once bludgeoned an old woman to death with a baseball bat."

    Um...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      So what? my gf thought it would be funny.

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      • VinnyB
        8 years ago

        riiiiight

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  • Avant-Garde
    8 years ago

    Ugh! I couldn't stand someone that. Break up with her. Having to deal with her crayziness isn't worth it. I'm sure she can find another penis to form an addiction to. And, I'm sure that you can do better now that you know what types of women to avoid.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      But aint it my responsibility for addicting her? Im like her dealer or something.

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        Did you "addict" her deliberately? Presumably not: her addiction is her responsibility, not yours

        I feel sorry for both of you: her for being so needy and you for having to put up with it. I can't see much future in this relationship

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  • KeepsakeDoll
    8 years ago

    How about you break up? >.>

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