My gay and annoying neighbours

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I live in the middle of nowhere with the 2 most annoying neighbours ever, and they're both gay

The guy to the left of me is so annoying, he thinks im his friend when i'm not, and he is the biggest cry baby ever, whenever someone says something mean he starts crying. He also has this freakin annoying cat called Gary who is always bugging me, and this guy works in a freakin burger joint.

The guy to the right of me is just as bad, he is fat and lazy, and just walks around in his underwear all day and he doesn't even care! he is also the biggest idiot on earth. They both have the gayest hobby, everyday the go butterfly catching! WTF!!!!!

is it normal to have weird neighbours like this?

PS the guy to the left of me lives in a pineapple ffs

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Based on 86 votes (48 yes)

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diaperwolf21

11 years ago | pl

Yo, Sqiudward, STFU and deal with it! Spongebob and Patrick are way too popular for you to be flaming them like this. And Failed is right, you shouldn't have mentioned the pineapple if you wanted us to believe it. TROLL!

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- ZitsOnMyButt
  
  11 years ago
  
  How did you know this guy's name? I thought we were all anonymous here...
  
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q25t

11 years ago | pl

Guys, this isn't trolling. It's satire. He/she made it so we WOULD notice what they were referring to.

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- VioletTrees
  
  11 years ago | pl
  
  "Satire" is a strong word.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  At least someone gets it =D
  
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  - lufa
    
    11 years ago
    
    I enjoyed your post, fun read. :)
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Thank you, that was the aim
      
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      - lufa
        
        11 years ago
        
        yw
        
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NocturnePonyFan

11 years ago

Argh. Squidward, I ain't payin' ya to sit around on the computer all day. Now get back to work!!!

-E. Krabs

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  you're not paying me at all!
  
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  - NocturnePonyFan
    
    11 years ago
    
    Yarrrrgh...
    
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NightmareGirl

11 years ago

Almost got me:c Only the pineapple saved the situation, god dammit

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Mando

11 years ago

Ha ha nice try!

I was wondering if you should move. But it is easier than that.

Just change channels.

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

I think a lot of you don't get the point.... this isn't a troll, i added that last thing on purpose so you knew i was referring to spongebob... lighten up

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Failedcasanova

11 years ago

It'd be more believable if you didnt mention the pineapple

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- Imsupernormal
  
  11 years ago
  
  I knew it was fake when he mentioned Gary
  
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- lufa
  
  11 years ago
  
  ya I was believing till he mentioned the pineapple.
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Fail.

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CopperU2

11 years ago

This post made my day :D

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MissyLeyneous

11 years ago

I caught the reference when the "cat named Gary" came into the picture. This is horrible satire. TRY HARDER.

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howaminotmyself

11 years ago

Butterflies!?

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princesskitty

11 years ago

Wow! I was Going to be offended, being bisexual. But, I don't think their sexuality is the problem. The fact that they`re mentally ill might be. Had I not known that they are gay, I would think that they were inbred rednecks.

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cigs

11 years ago

adding to the story- while where under a rock

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iin2want2know

11 years ago

I believed your story right until you mentioned the pineapple.
This my IIN friends is a classic text book example of soft core trolling.

I give you ★★ out of ten ★'s. Troll harder next time.
Nice effort however :-)

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Maya05

11 years ago

I've read this somewhere else before.

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ucipher8

11 years ago

hey do you get fios down in the deep blue sea or is it just cellular data?

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