My friend says he can talk to iron man?

my friend is a HUGE fan of iron man, he has a bed of iron man, posters of iron man,food of iron man,iron man plushies, all the movies, comics, iron man everything. and he sometimes has dreams of having erotic sex with iron man and having iron mans babies, he says he can even talk to iron man and iron man is his friend, they talk about getting married, having sex, going to parties, he even told me he is going to see iron man at a party tonight at 11:00PM, he even says they will get married next month, is it normal or should my friend seek help?

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  • mountain-man82

    Hes crazy and needs help.

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    • my friend is going to the party right now, i just wonder where he is going?

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      • mountain-man82

        Probably a bar or to just sit in his car in a parking lot.

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        • you are probably right.

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          • Riddler

            Your friend is a nut. Also even if your friend was female he would not be able to have iron mans robots as iron man is not a biological creature. Hes a giant metal machine. Maybe he is suffering from some severe mental disorder like Schizophrenic.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Your friend is a kook!

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  • Tallyho

    Tell him you are jealous and compliment him wish him a successful date and a happy married life

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  • poon_jabber

    how can a man have another man's babies?

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  • Negima93

    This seriously made my day. Your friend is totally whack. I can't stop giggling

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  • SkullsNRoses

    If your friend is a boy how is he going to have iron man's babies?

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    • that is the same question i am trying to figure out.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Iron Man, once had a crazy sentient suit. It was a homosexual suit, because it feel in love with him. It became possessive and kidnapped him to another island where it died him up and beat him. Then it rips out its own mechanical heart and give it to Tony, because Tony faked a heart attack, and thus the robot killed itself.

    Either your friend is the sentiment suit or this "Iron Man" he is with, is the sentient suit.

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  • bellatrice

    I think he might be (a) American and (b) a fan of Iron Man.

    Other countries and superheroes exist. Also other modes of being.

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