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Hey guys I just don't know who to ask this question to so I thought maybe you guys could give me a serious answer. My mom recently got a boob job because she was feeling sexually threatend by my sisters because they had bigger boobs. The problem with this is my friend Dave is attracted to my mom and I feel a little wierd when he's at my house now IIN?
i nailed a friends mom when i was 20. she was 37. a greeeeeat fuck i might add. we kept it secret. but my name isnt dave so you have none to worry about :)
Arrange a blind date between Dave and your mom, and enjoy the feeling that your best friend might be your new dad.
Chill out, she's female, he's male (and straight).
One of my friends has a really good looking mom, and all of the lads wind him up by telling him all the time. It's just one of those things. You're unlucky enough to have a fit mom.
Calm Down & Drink Tea.
Cock block him by fucking her yourself. Ask your mom to see her boobs so you can see how good of a job the doctor did. If you're not taking advantage of the situation, then you're a fool. Incest is best... you should go for it!
Sex him up(yourSELF)or strip naked in a closet together!! Hump him good!or play sexy truth or dare(do everything)make him obsessed with u
First off your mom being jealous of your sisters is ridiculous. It shows your mother is a slut and does not have the mindset a mom should have. 13 year olds think like this not moms. Is she competing for your sisters boyfriends too? Also if I had a friend who was into my parents I would be very tempted to hurt them.
As gross as it is, apparently some guys are attracted to their friends moms. I think it's sick but... W/e loll
You have a sad family.
Kick Dave's ass. How can you allow him to view your mother that way while keeping your self respect?
I love how you don't just say your friend, but your friend Dave. Haha! Well, he's a guy and likes boobs so I guess it's normal? I can see how it makes you feel weird though