My farts stink like open sewage

They have a raw, acidic smell and on bad days people at work think a sewer line broke in the street. No one realizes that I farted.

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  • jethro

    You just think that you co-workers don't know that you farted. They know.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I remember having some as a child that were likened to sewage. I don't know what was wrong with me or what I must've been eating to cause that to happen. I doubt it's normal.

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  • Ellenna

    What's your diet like? That's not normal

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  • See a doctor. They should smell like chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven.

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  • What's your favorite beverage? Grey water?

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  • StrangeHuman

    It usually means you have a poor diet.

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  • DeeJay27

    I can’t make a diagnosis but I am in health care and can give you a possibility. It could be that you are not digesting a certain enzyme properly. Do you suffer from any type of skin conditions? (Eczema, psoriasis, hives)

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  • RoseIsabella

    Are you eating roadkill?

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Cool story. But why post it on the forum site meant for asking questions?

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  • BlackCandle

    Your farts are just okay.

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  • Rictictavie

    Too much craft beer

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  • Babygirl17

    That's funny. Maybe see a doctor? IDK. My farts smell good so I honestly don't know.

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