My farts smell like old rotten boots

My farts smell like something crawled up my ass, had kids, died, and their bodies are slowly decaying.

LMAO old rotten boots!? What exactly are you eating? I suggest you change your diet! Just carry a little bottle of sir freshener spray in your pocket so you can discretely spray it when you fart...

My farts smell like old rotten leather that stil has the cow attached lmfao.

What on earth are you eating?!

You need to see a doctor...

Tell your bf to quit using lambskin condoms and leaving them in.

my farts stink like rotten cabbage or eggs. and can hurt too - its embarrasing really. you know its bad when you fart and your sitting on a sofa and you can smell it without moving at all. its terrible really.

My farts smell like my asshole. How weird is that?

Old ROTTEN boots?

Rotted boots?

Why have you bothered to actually smell old, rotted boots?

Do boots really rot? Why did you have a pair of boots so disgusting that they rotted?

Were you wearing them when they were rotted?

Stop eating old rotten boots and they wont

How do you know what an old rotten boot seeks like? This has really gotten me interested. Perhaps, during my nap, I'll think about the aroma of old rotten boots and the answer will come to me. Your has matters not as there are much more important matters at hand! (Your gas seems to have made me delirious and light handed. Its laughing gas you're expelling, not methane!)

Mine only smell like an old, dirty mop head that needs to be changed. But not as bad as yours obviously.

That's weird because my farts smell like flowers.

My farts smell like cardboard boxes after they were rubbed with potato juice and ink

what do Old Rotten boots smell like anyway ??

Old rotten boots, eh? That's fucked

My farts smell like spring roses in the moorning

Great! My farts smell like shoe polish, we should hang out sometime.

BRILLIANCE.
And to everyone saying that your farts smell like whatever you eat, wtf are you people eating?
I don't think I could ever eat anything that smelled like my, or others, farts.

That's very...specific.

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHA

thats funny as hell.

my farts smell like an ass smoothie but thats because im lactose intolerant. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE MAN?

No. Its bowel cancer. Sorry.

You should be proud of your farts, most peoples farts dont get that good until they are old and are starting to decompose internally.Try farting into a ziplock bag and sending them to all your friends for a laugh.

If you observe that your flatulence carries a certain excessively pungent odour, it could mean one, that you are eating something that is triggering off that particular smell or two, you may have some internal infection that has spread to your bowel area or digestive tract. The human body is a very sensitive bit of creation and sometimes what affects one area , also affects other areas especially if it is a neighboring area.You didn't say whether you were male or female(and I am not saying you should divulge this now) but sometimes, in a female, an STI or STD could cause a bad odour when you past wind.Go see a Doc and if you are female, a gynecologist. You might want to see a urologist or ask a doc to run some tests to see that you are ok, no infections, no ulcers, cysts or germs which may be smelling up.In addition, watch what you eat and take not of the times when this particular smell shows up. all the best and if it bothers you so much, talk to God about it.He cares about what happens to you.Love and best wishes (also a speedy sorting out)

What do you suppose everyone else's smell like - strawberry ice-cream? Everyone farts - it's part of your digestion - and if you're worried about making a smell in public you need to tinker around with your diet. Even the Queen of England farts and there's a tale that she once did so at a banquet and Lord X apologised.

Can I take a wiff O-o

hide car air fresheners in you back pockets

your fucked up

GO TO HELL !!!

eat healthier?

For me, at any rate -- the "let's share" hour is officially over.

Well change your diet.

My boots smell like old rotten Don Imus.

that is cool...