My dick smells like meat even though i'm a vegetarian?

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Is this normal? I'm a vegetarian but my dick smells like bacon?

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Based on 68 votes (39 yes)
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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Stop fucking pigs.

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  • CarlTheBugFucker
    7 years ago

    Well if it looks like a pepperoni...

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    Well... it is made of meat.

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  • DepressedStar33
    7 years ago

    Why in the world would you SMELLyour dick??!!!
    Simple answer: don't smell it then

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  • 09876543210
    7 years ago

    Why you coming home five in the mornin'
    Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
    Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
    So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick

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  • KingofcarrotfIowers.
    7 years ago

    I'll suck your dick.

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  • jethro
    7 years ago

    Well you can rest assured that your dick will never smell like pussy. If it smells like meat, quit eating salami while you are beating off.

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