My dad's friend who has less than 3 months to live wanted sex

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I really have no idea why I find that exciting, I find it rather weird. One day my dad's friend came to my place when my parents were at work and well he told me he was dying, I couldn't believe it then I asked '' but why are you here? '' and that was the rest of the conversation, something like this
him: I know I'll come across as a creep and I'm sure you'll say no, but I'll give it a try, you're one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen and I have never had sex with someone like you, would you make my wish come true?
me: no, sorry, I don't feel like it
him: could I at least jerk off in your face and...cum in your hair?
and I let him do that, I don't like him at all but that was hot, is it normal I liked it so much? I think about it every day.

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  • charli.m
    7 years ago | pl

    If this isn't a troll post...

    I bet you'll find he lives a lot longer than three months.

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago

      You beat me to it with that comment!

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    That's one of the worst bullshit lines I've ever heard! Did you think to turn your brain on and check with your father if it's true or not that his friend is dying?

    I'll bet he lives a lot longer than three months, probably conning other gullible young women for sex.

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    • MR.mr
      7 years ago

      It's a bullshit line, but it's not bad as it worked on this dumb ass and will probably work on several others after her.

      Shit like this...I get how it's effective, but like... How do you look yourself in the mirror afterwards. I don't mean because the guy used deception, lost of people do that but like he pretended to be dying to beg for sex, what happened to pride?

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  • MR.mr
    7 years ago

    he was probably lying about dying.

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago

      You also beat me to it!

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      • Angelandme
        7 years ago

        Dang I guess I come in 4th place with beat me to it :/

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  • cfree
    7 years ago

    This is just someone fantasizing and trying to get other people to circle-jerk with him/her. The clue is that she claims to find it exciting, which sounds unlikely to me.

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    • Jacob_Zuma_783
      7 years ago

      Letting the guy jerk-off on her is an easy give-away.

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    • Kekssen
      7 years ago

      The reason why it sounds unlikely is exactly the reason why I'm asking this... facepalm. I'm not here to ask if it's normal that I like drinking beer.

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  • ogrelord
    7 years ago

    if this is isn't a troll you should tell your dad so he can beat the shit out of his "friend"

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  • Faceless
    7 years ago

    I have normal sexual relations with my father. Part of it is because I am a severe alcoholic and he is the only one who will answer my booty calls.

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  • [Old Memory]
    7 years ago

    I would have sex with your father no matter what! I hope he likes sissy boys who wear women's panties.

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    • peterrabbyt69
      7 years ago

      have sex with me. I have a nice big cock too.

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      • [Old Memory]
        7 years ago

        Send me a photo!

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  • Jacob_Zuma_783
    7 years ago

    I bet you're the same poster who wanted to fulfil his dying friend's gay sex wish, ya sicko.

    Also: "no, sorry, I don't feel like it" ... Really?

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    • Chocobonobble
      7 years ago

      Nah I think it's a troll trying to copy the original post, trolls don't go and post long walls of text with detail, like the other one.

      This sounds like an obvious lie.

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      • mrmoomoo223
        7 years ago

        im not a troll and sometimes i dont post long lines of text

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