My cute milf bus driver

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Here is my sitution. I am an 18 year old male currently in high school. I have crazy fantisies about my ex bus driver. I dont know if she is single or not. But i do see her everyday, or at least every other day. She is approx. 30ish. and we talk for about 10 mins each day. Every time I am walking to the city bus late after school, she honks at me. I ask her how she knows its me. Then she states that who cant remember my pretty little face. So what should i do?

Ask her out. 19
Do i kiss her when i see her next time. 16
Get to know her more. 30
Start it off slow. 21
Get her number. 15
Leave it alone. 30
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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    Sit in the back, and be the last one to get off the bus after school. Then go up to her and say, "Hey there snagglepuss, wanna ride my short bus?"

    ...Oh wait. Scratch that.

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    • Justsomejerk
      11 years ago

      Its not the worst line.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Ride the bus kid untill all the other passengers get off. Then say something witty.

    Bonus points if you do her on the bus.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    ass holes. She's spanish

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    • bigtoy
      11 years ago

      So?

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  • Morgan_Freeman
    9 years ago

    FUCK'ER RIGHT IN DA PUSSY!

    Narrated By Morgan Freeman.

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  • Mersaphe
    10 years ago

    Seriously why would you want to date a bus driver? Come on man have some self respect. You're 18 years old, barely starting your life and you're checking out some hobo in a dead end job earning minimum wage. Get a reality check bro, you can do way better than that old hag.

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    I got this bus driver lady at the university. She mainly drives from the university to the city center. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd totally show her some real turbo power XD
    We do chat sometimes, but I keep things friendly, cause I love my girlfriend too much to even try and get a damn kiss from the bus driver lady.

    So screw the bus! I'm going to ride my bike!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Bum her in her tummy then give her a smelly poo to eat

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    I have the answer!!! I read all the comments and shit and I was like BAM! Your 18 right? So wait until the last day of school and ssk her out, or give her your number or whatever! That way if she rejects you, you don't have to see her everyday for the rest of the year. Brilliant right? I think so. Drop hints and stuff all year long to, let her know your interested, then last day, go for it.

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  • myownopinions
    11 years ago

    But if you take the risk and she rejects you, every bus ride you have after that will just be akward. Actually, it'd be akward even if she did like you back. You should wait until you're out of high school.

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  • AssBurgers
    11 years ago

    Ask her out dude.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    leave it alone.

    wait until you're out of high school and be sure she's single.

    then again just cos she says "hi" doesn't mean she wants to get in your pants. maybe she feels like a mom towards you rather than "stifler's mom"

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  • Ibelievethis
    11 years ago

    Can I embarass myself and ask what is M.I.L.F an acronem for? Thanks in advance for the reply. xx

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    • myownopinions
      11 years ago

      It stands for Mother I'd like to f***

      Basically, it's a hot mom (the acronymn is used wrong in this poll).

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      • Ibelievethis
        11 years ago

        Thanks. xx

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  • SLAYERoftheWICKED
    11 years ago

    i love milf's :)

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