My cousin had an ugly baby...crap!!

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My cousin married this very ugly man, he's not just ugly but he's really odd and creepy looking. He has a huge round head, fat face, flared angry nostrils, a joker's smile with large gap in his front teeth, and small bright blue eyes. He looks like the Cheshire Cat or a jack-o-lantern, only there's nothing cute about him. The attached picture is a pretty good representation.

My cousin is very beautiful.

I was hoping the baby would look like her but it looks exactly like the dad!! She's so ugly, and I feel bad for thinking that but I can't help it, this baby is UGLY. It's terrible that the baby is a girl, too, poor girl, she got a bad hand dealt to her. This man's looks do not translate to female at ALL!! It might have been OK, or better at least, if it was a boy.

It bothers me because I can't bring myself to say anything nice about the baby!! I'm not saying anything mean...no way!! I'd never do that. I just wish I felt better about the situation, I am not excited about the baby at all and she's only a week old. I'm not excited for my cousin anymore either, basically as soon as I saw the baby all my excitement left me. I was sooooo excited when it was getting close to the due date, and even more when she went to the hospital, then the baby's born and I can't WAIT to see her....then I see her and it's like....eeewwww....oh, ok, wow...nice. I'm not the type who can or wants to fake excitement so I can't muster anything up here!!

I also saw the pictures on fb and people are posting that she's so cute and I know they're lying, and I feel bad for my cousin and the baby. Actually I notice a lot of the comments are also avoiding commenting on her cuteness, they're more focused on her clothes, facial expression, her toys and her blankets!!

The weird thing is that my other cousin, who is this one's sister...she's the ugly one...has a cute as hell baby!!

is it normal to feel bad and not excited over an ugly baby?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    They are all ugly. Infact i often wonder if other animals look at humans and think "fuck you're ugly, where's your fur you gross skin beast?"

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  • 3rdLittleBird
    11 years ago

    Try to mold her face when no one is around.Should work.

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  • Eternal_Wisdom
    11 years ago

    hahahahaha!!

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  • ceagl
    11 years ago

    Newborns are kind of ugly especially if it is a vaginal birth and the first born. They are nothing like the C-section babies or the one's you see on TV. Just comment on what a good baby she seems. There are fugly babies and as long as you don't tell the mother then it's ok.

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    • thegirlknows
      11 years ago

      why do they look diffrent if its a vaginal birth?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        They get a more cone-shaped head if they have to be squeezed out for a long time...They really do get squeezed and squashed, resulting in many facial issues and a cone shaped head.

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        • thegirlknows
          11 years ago

          oh!!!! ok thats pretty wierd but ok thnx :)

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  • x1frosty16
    11 years ago

    Newborns are newborns lol their all kinda funny looking and akward to begin with. Don't worry too much about it. Babies change and even if she doesnt turn out to be the prettiest thing don't feel sorry for her or bad. She is who she is and she'll always be beautiful in someones eyes. But honestly don't stress about it, just love her and be excited that you were welcomed with a wonderful baby girl in your family.

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  • SharP
    11 years ago

    poor kid. The Mom might think that the baby is ugly too, I have older women as friends who say that they have had ugly babies and wished that the kid took after the better looking half, but would have never admitted it whent he kid was a baby. Social decorum lol.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I was an ugly baby! And I am still ugly as all hell!!

    How unfair is that!

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    HaHaHa! Don't worry, ugly babies happen from time to time, I was an ugly baby! You can look at my profile pic and I think I turned out alright!

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    LOL and a few weeks ago a group of my classmates in college were talking about when to tell a male friend that he had an ugly baby. The answer was to wait until Mom was gone and give the kid a banana, haha.

    I'm not going to lie here, looks ARE important in this society and can make quite a bit of difference. There is the possibility that their parenting will be so awesome that the kid will have enough personality so that the looks won't really matter, but if that is not the case then hopefully the kid will grow out of it. Her awkward stage might be horrid but who knows, she might turn out to be quite good looking. It's not entirely possible to tell as a baby.

    Just pretend for now, best to save face here. You don't want to be THAT asshole.

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  • Jonnymike17
    11 years ago

    It's completely normal. When my own first SON was born, I was pissed off he looked like my father-in-law! Father in law was bald and ugly! When I finally met my wife after she was settled in her hospital room, I asked her : So, how do you like your son? She said: Thats not my SON, thats my FATHER!!!! We both cracked up laughing, but not to worry, he grew out of it and became a very handsome boy!! Your little second cousin will change !

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  • squirrelgirl
    11 years ago

    Well, there is not much you can do besides what you have been doing - not saying anything mean about the baby. I think some of my family members' kids are a bit homely-looking, but I'm hoping that their looks will improve with age so that they do not get made fun of in school.

    Off topic - I love the fact that you have included a picture of the Cheshire Cat from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland... I have been thinking about that movie an awful lot today. It's pretty much my favorite movie that Tim Burton and Johnny Depp have done together. :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    My favourite nephew was a hideous baby, but he's a pretty cute five year old now.

    The poor little guy was severely underweight at six months old because he was starving. He had only gain one pound since birth. He looked half alien and half human. His face was gaunt, even his temples had hollowed out a bit. And to top it off, his hair is orange. I've never seen hair as orange as his, not naturally. He also has large grey eyes and pale translucent skin.

    His mother was drying out at 3pm and was too paranoid to feed him formula to supplement because of all the bad things she's heard about it. Since he was starving, he would cry a lot, and the crying irritated the mother, so she stopped bonding with him as well. After some sense was talked into the mother, she finally went to the doctor about it; the doctor told her to start giving him formula and gave her a prescription to increase her milk production. Her bond with him never improved though, and once her second was born, she rejected the first even more. I've never seen favoritism like this before, it's so sad and makes me very angry.

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    • Jonnymike17
      11 years ago

      Sounds like the mother was an alcoholic. What you described sounds exactly like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Yes, sad indeed.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    So what?I'm still am a ugly motherfucker myself,and I know there will never be any hope fo me until the day I drop dead.

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  • DolphinAngel
    11 years ago

    How fucking shallow are you?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Dude, I never said I didn't love the baby...I just said my excitement drained from me when I saw this ugly thing. I can't help it, it just happened.

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