My college professor is vandalizing apartments

I live in a college town, in an apartment building that rents almost exclusively to students, on a street with several houses that are rented by students as well. It can get loud from time to time, but it's a very nice street. My professor lives in a house across the street.

Lately, I've noticed that there has been garbage strewn everywhere, all over the lawn in front if my building and in the yards of other houses on the street. I thought it was just sloppy college kids. Then one day, it seemed like someone had thrown what had to be 4 dozen eggs all over the (outside) staircase. Then the next day, the lawn and stairs were covered in turds! (Hopefully not human).

One day, I went outside at like 4am to smoke on the balcony- and who did I see scattering garbage and toilet paper all over the lawn- MY PROFESSOR!! I can't take him seriously in class anymore even though he's a good teacher!! I think it's sort of funny that he's a vandal, but also crazy!!!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Videotape him doing it and post it on YouTube.
    ;-)

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    • Sog

      No need for that. Just send it directly to the administration. He'll be fired so fast his head will spin.

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      • That's really the question...should I get him fired? I mean, ok, the fact that he collected poop is seriously nuts, but knowing that he's a closet vandal definitely makes class more amusing...

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        • RoseIsabella

          That's why I suggested YouTube. It would be truly awesome for everyone who's signed up for his class to see his nighttime activities, especially for the students who live on the block. I think the deciding factor should be what kind of professor his is. If he gives good lectures and is a generally nice guy then I would cut him some slack. However, if he's an egotistical, pompous asshole who has never given an A to anyone and acts like an all around jerk then he deserves to be exposed.
          ;-)
          Now's your chance to make a difference.

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        • Sog

          Are you asking for my opinion? Because if it were me, I wouldn't want the university to be paying the salary of someone who thinks it's funny to throw dogshit and trash all over my yard.

          How ridiculous. He should be in jail.

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  • Sominn388

    I'm sorry, it's sad you have to clean up his mess, but the thought of a college professor manically vandalizing your property cracks me up xD. Maybe you could send him a turd in the mail with a note reading 'I know it was you'.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Oh yes!!!

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Video tape him and use it as blackmail to get better grades :D

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  • Avant-Garde

    Videotape it as evidence and tell someone.

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  • EccentricWeird

    It's better if they're not human turds... why?

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    • Lol! They just are. I honestly don't know why I need to explain this...human turds involve mental images of squatting and toilet fishing, whereas dog turds are just out and about in the yard and can be collected via Baggie or some other more sanitary manner.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Actually, the image I have is of a middle aged man with reading glasses, a turtleneck sweater and Tweed jacket, his trousers are dropped as he squats on the doorstep of the offending student's abode. He may even be smoking a pipe and sporting a cap of some sort as he pinches off a steaming loaf in the darkest of the wee morning hours.

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      • EccentricWeird

        I don't believe your story is genuine.

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        • Well ok, your belief or disbelief doesn't make it any less true

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  • orinoco

    Cool. We need more of these guys.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

    Hilarious, sounds like a cool dude.

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