My clothes are all red

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So last night i had a couple bottles of jack with my friends, lets just call them Tom and Jerry. Now Jerry is a 23 year old woman and Tom is my mom. So after getting too hammered to see, Tom carried me home. That night i slept like a miscarried baby, but when i woke up in the morning there were red stains on my shirt and khaki bellbottom pants. I keep trying to call Jerry to ask her what happened but she hasn't answered the six times i called her. I would ask tom but we share a room and she hasn't been home all day and i think she's on her period because there is also a red stain on her part of our bed. Has this happened to anyone else to get so drunk you can't remember anything? This also happened a month ago with my father who i haven't seen yet. My mom thinks he walked out on us but i think we would've felt him get out of bed. Anyone have any clues as to what this could be?

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  • jeebley
    10 years ago

    'slept like a miscarried baby' ....haha. Had similar...waking up all bloodstained it can be scary, was it your mums blood? that's gross but yeh...could be worse.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    If white clothes are accidentally washed in the washer machine with a red sock, the clothes can come out pink.

    Were these light coloured clothes? Perhaps, your night of fun got some drinks on them like red wine or kool-aid. Do the red stuff smell like period? Period has a very distinctive smell. Maybe, it's your mom's or yours. One of you could have vomited copious amounts of blood. Ask your mom Tom.

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    • Larrybird
      10 years ago

      I'm a boy i don't have a period it kind of smelled like metal.

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      • megadriver
        10 years ago

        Blood?
        Don't give it much thought. Just don't overdo it with the booze next time. I got nearly completely smashed once. Did go back home under my own power. But the next day, the whole day I felt like shit! I don't remember what happened after I called a cab for my girlfriend and drank some more whiskey. I have no memory of going home. Apparently I took a cab, cause my mother saw me comming out of a cab in front of the house.
        The moment you start feeling unbalanced, slightly dizzy, stop the drinking. Also make sure you have eaten something, before drinking. Be sure to drink water too.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Changed my mind and read it....ROTFLOL!

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Too long didn't read, will just assume you went on a killing spree.

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  • Larrybird
    10 years ago

    You're fuckin crazy

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    • Larrybird
      10 years ago

      But you're me

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      • Larrybird
        10 years ago

        Oh

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