My bt's

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Ok here goes I am a 35 yr old male in pretty good health minus the case a beer a night and the fire herb..I love spicy food..chinese ordered xxxxxhott, hot wings..The next morning after mucho indulgence on the fiery fun I find myself on the "pot" or Porcelin pony if you will..There is a bar in front of me that was used to help my dad to get in the shower but now he is in a nursing home and I have been using the bar religiously to hold on to while i push fiery feces out of my hot red anus...I almost stroked out twice...Anyways when i finish I wipe the best i can then lean to the right where the sink is and i grab a wad of tp and run it under cold water and then cram it up my crack..It feels cool and i am at peace with myself..I call it my butt tampon. Just wondering if i am wierd or are there fellow BT Cruisers out there..Comment please

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  • Alaskaraven
    14 years ago

    You are going to die alone. No woman is going to deal with that... ick.

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  • brpacman
    13 years ago

    Ew

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  • A_Man_With_A_Plan
    13 years ago

    That is so hilarious. I am glad you are, as you say "at peace with yourself". Perhaps I will try it sometime in my hour of need and become a fellow "BT Cruiser"!

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  • Sammy3
    15 years ago

    Peptobismal man. Works wonders.

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  • Bazaza
    15 years ago

    thats awesome. im sorry dude this whole situation must suck for you. i would seek out some help or change the diet a bit less beer more weed you know

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  • alritestill
    15 years ago

    you should see a doctor

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  • Xerxes
    15 years ago

    Well I never took a dump before but this made me laugh. haha Butt Tampon.

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