My brother thinks i am an alien

My 23 year brother thinks I am an alien who came to earth to help him fulfill some sort of mission that will ultimately serve the purpose of revealing a message that should aid in the creation of new technological equipment. He looks at me and tells me I am not myself. That I just changed my appearance to look like his brother and thinks I have Unhuman abilities. Such as teleporting objects from one place to another using the power of my mind. He looks completely convinced of all this and does not want to acknowledge the fact It is all a bunch of nonsense. Says he notices strange things happening while using his cellphone and pretty much every other electronic equipment but when he tries showing these things to me I never notice anything odd so he blames it on me. "the untrustworthy alien".
I must point out that my brother has never shown any signs of abnormal weird behavior of any kind till a few weeks ago. He came back too late in the night saying he got kidnapped by aliens who put him through weird tests. Is this normal? Anyone out there who is going through the same thing? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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  • Glass

    Nice try alien. Your trickery can't fool me.

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  • drugsrbadmkay

    It really sounds like schizophrenia to me and IIRC that's about the age when it usually manifests. Definitely get him evaluated before he gets bad enough to hurt himself or someone else.

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  • Dozis

    I won't even tell you what would teach you. You do not even wanna hear it. ALIENS DO NOT EXIST. PROVE it otherwise IF YOU CAN with Something more than just silly theories. Put me in front of an alien make it shake my hand show me it's butthole and maybe I will willing to believe you. Till then, I think I will go for the usual explanation. Dorky geeks playing star trek.

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    • brosapien

      Prove that there is oxygen in your lungs. You can't see it, how do you know it's there?

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  • LightningTechnician

    Window alien is watching you masturbate.

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  • Honesty, I don't believe that it's "normal" but I wouldn't completed rule out his alien story... It could very well be true. I believe that aliens take people all the time to examine them.

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  • Get your friends to beam down to your house while he is asleep and you can all probe his anus. This will teach him.

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  • noid

    Recently developed mental illness, possibly schizophrenia. He needs to see a psychiatrist. What do your parents think about about all this?

    Or maybe you're trollIng...

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  • 0404

    if your bro is a kid I would say yes because he must look up to you. But if he is older then kid then its odd and not right. unless he is disabled in some way.

    :)

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  • Crazy-guy

    Too much marveling I guess. Try not to read any comics for a year.(note I also mean watching comic based movies) In other words try staying away from Sci-fi.

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  • Its possible that he has been abducted. It also sounds like he might be developing psychosis such as schizophrenia. He should maybe see a doctor but he could think everyones against him.

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  • donky3

    Get your friends to beam down to your house while he is asleep and you can all probe his anus. This will teach him.

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  • donky3

    Nice try alien. Your trickery can't fool me.

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  • donky3

    He has not been abducted, I think he is having a paychotic breakdown of some sort. Aliens do not exist and they do not go around the place abducting people to experiment on them. It is just humans. When something like that really happens. Humans wearing custom swimsuits and doing weird shit using the excuse of aliens,they can't use god as an excuse because there is evidence of their doings, to get away with crimes. Since it is not likely your brother stumbled into one of these guys, I'd go for the most reasonable explanation. He is tripping. Could have been taking some acid or something, or he is just coming down with schizophrenia. Or someone played some cruel prank on him, he could not find an explanation for,whatever he witnessed, so he created this delusion about aliens to give some sense to the whole thing. Rather than blaming thin air because whoever is responsible,made sure he would not get caught. So he overwritten the real memory with a made up tale about aliens. Which,seems to make perfect sense to him. This way, no investigations can be started to figure out what really happened to him, he does not even feel the need to shed light over it,because no matter what believing in something like that makes you feel like you are a part of this big thing and you are some sort of superhero choosen for whatever sort of divine purpose to carry out whatever insane mission. But really, it is just him, tripping away. And these people, making fun of him behind his back.

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  • donky3

    It's possible that he was abducted and confused one of the aliens with you. I mean it's possible that the aliens had a humanoid appearance. I do believe in alien abductions and maybe that event changed him into believing in aliens. Maybe you should talk to him, like seriously talk to him. It could be that by blaming you, the "untrustworthy alien," he's coping with the trauma of the abduction.

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  • donky3

    Are you perhaps a Raxacoricofalapatorian?

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  • donky3

    And oh, a person without the necessary knowledge can mistake a malfunction for somebody else doing. Which is kind of convenient for whoever is planning on exploiting him or her. Or maybe he just stumbled on somebody who really wants to see him dead for whatever reason and is doing everything he can to make his life miserable. Succeeding brilliantly at it. To the point that now he is a dumb moron believing his brother is an alien and getting played by both his own mind and these goddamn bastards.

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  • DannyKanes

    Are you perhaps a Raxacoricofalapatorian?

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  • Dozis

    And oh, a person without the necessary knowledge can mistake a malfunction for somebody else doing. Which is kind of convenient for whoever is planning on exploiting him or her. Or maybe he just stumbled on somebody who really wants to see him dead for whatever reason and is doing everything he can to make his life miserable. Succeeding brilliantly at it. To the point that now he is a dumb moron believing his brother is an alien and getting played by both his own mind and these goddamn bastards.

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  • DannyKanes

    Really?

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  • It's possible that he was abducted and confused one of the aliens with you. I mean it's possible that the aliens had a humanoid appearance. I do believe in alien abductions and maybe that event changed him into believing in aliens. Maybe you should talk to him, like seriously talk to him. It could be that by blaming you, the "untrustworthy alien," he's coping with the trauma of the abduction.

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  • Dozis

    He has not been abducted, I think he is having a paychotic breakdown of some sort. Aliens do not exist and they do not go around the place abducting people to experiment on them. It is just humans. When something like that really happens. Humans wearing custom swimsuits and doing weird shit using the excuse of aliens,they can't use god as an excuse because there is evidence of their doings, to get away with crimes. Since it is not likely your brother stumbled into one of these guys, I'd go for the most reasonable explanation. He is tripping. Could have been taking some acid or something, or he is just coming down with schizophrenia. Or someone played some cruel prank on him, he could not find an explanation for,whatever he witnessed, so he created this delusion about aliens to give some sense to the whole thing. Rather than blaming thin air because whoever is responsible,made sure he would not get caught. So he overwritten the real memory with a made up tale about aliens. Which,seems to make perfect sense to him. This way, no investigations can be started to figure out what really happened to him, he does not even feel the need to shed light over it,because no matter what believing in something like that makes you feel like you are a part of this big thing and you are some sort of superhero choosen for whatever sort of divine purpose to carry out whatever insane mission. But really, it is just him, tripping away. And these people, making fun of him behind his back.

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    • Aliens do not exist really? Very ignorant comment.

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    • brosapien

      Why do you keep trying to fool us? Your own brother realizes it and so do we.

      When are you going to fess up that you are indeed not from this planet?

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