My best ideas are born on the porcelain throne. iin?

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My best ideas are born on the porcelain throne. IIN?

Best place to think while doing business.

It is where I perch, as monarch, over the subjects of my sovereign kingdom.

I have a red carpet. Trumpets play too, as I make my royal entrance and exit.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    And then flushed down the drain? lol

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    • reminiscent
      9 years ago

      Oh gawd...I died XD

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    The best ideas that I have seen are originally drawn on cocktail napkins.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I wrote a good funky song after expelling my bowels with liquid vengeance.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Normal. My best ideas come to me while I'm in the bathroom. There's enough peace and quiet in there to gather my thoughts.

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  • reminiscent
    9 years ago

    Sure normal ... i get my best ideas while in the shower

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