My arm shakes and turns bright red when i'm eating dirt. iin?

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I just don't understand it. Really don't want to give up my eating habits, either. Help?

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  • charli.m
    10 years ago | pl

    Fucks sake...

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    • Terence_the_viking
      10 years ago

      Oof.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    use the other arm to eat with ...duh

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Cheesus! Its a sign that you shouldn't be eating dirt and that its causing problems to your body. Go to a fucking doctor. (No, this doctor wont fuck you unless he isn't really a professional...)

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    • DolphinAngel
      10 years ago | pl

      It's a sign that the mods are fucking dumb!

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  • GuessWho
    10 years ago

    What is this I don't even

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    10 years ago

    Yesterday I let my brother use my shower. He took his time and used it for an hour as if I was made of money. When he finished, I went in and noticed the bathtub was completely full! None of the water was draining and I really couldn't afford to have a plumber fuck me out of money. After yelling at my brother due to his refusal to unclog my tub of his hideous bropunzel hair, I grabbed a Turbosnake drain unclogger, took a deep breath, and stepped/crawled into my brothers filthy, lukewarm, tub water. I used the turbosnake in the drain, hoping to get the hair out, but there was no hair. To my horror my hands were covered in a thick, brown mush. Upon closer observation, the brown mush was completely eclipsing the drain. I sniffed the mush, and I vomited. W-WHO THE FUCK SHITS IN THE SHOWER?! I heard laughing in the distance and the front door shutting. As I sat there covered in soapy filth water and vomit, I realized that my brother knew what he had done. Now I'm sitting here trying to figure out a disgusting act to prank him back with. Once I have a plan, it'll be payback time! PAYBACK TIME!!!!

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Crawl out from under the bridge.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    Dirt has essential vitamins and minerals. Eat as much as you can
    *power muds himself down the leg filling his shoes**

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  • tag1226
    10 years ago

    I eat roks

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  • 777electric
    10 years ago

    I'd wash it down with some sewer water as well, it stops the shaking and gives extra vitamins.

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  • flowergirl87
    10 years ago

    Har har.... Whilst I'm here - don't eat dirt, kids, you might get parasites. Ain't nobody got time for that.

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    I just... No....

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  • andiforoncedonthatehumans
    10 years ago

    And my post was rejected good job isitnormal mods...

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  • Ipooprainbows
    10 years ago

    You know when come across a true 'alcoholic'- There hands shake with withdrawal symptoms before having their next drink. To me, it sounds like you're having 'dirtaholic' symptoms before your next shovel of dirt :P

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  • Harlequin
    10 years ago

    Seen this before, get some orignality.

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