Most utensils suck.
The spoon is hard to use because food won't get on or stay on it. the knife pretty much doesn't do it's job, unless it's a steak knife, even then, it's slips around. the fork is the only sturdy, useful eating utensil there is. the spork sucks.
also, i hate when people eat like pigs and leave globs of food on tables. it makes me want to throw up. is any of this normal?