Most utensils suck.

The spoon is hard to use because food won't get on or stay on it. the knife pretty much doesn't do it's job, unless it's a steak knife, even then, it's slips around. the fork is the only sturdy, useful eating utensil there is. the spork sucks.

also, i hate when people eat like pigs and leave globs of food on tables. it makes me want to throw up. is any of this normal?

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  • you fool. spoons are amazing.

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  • Kinda_Confuzzled

    Well, i'm not a fan of utentsils as I find i prefer to eat with my fingers, i would eat everything with my fingers if i could but hey i'll just look pretty gross in public if i did. oh well.

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  • This reminds me of when I was homeless,and went to a Soup kitchen that served their meals outdoors in Newark,NJ.They had tables and benches where people could sit and eat their meal,however I noticed one guy who decided to put his plate on the hood of a relatively new car of one of the servers.When he was through with his meal,he left little bits of vegetables and whatever else on the persons car,and also left the plate on the vehicle instead of putting in the garbage.I almost had to laugh when the owner of said vehicle saw/found outwhat happened and the look of disgust on her face.

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  • Chop sticks

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  • jrphotographer

    Chopsticks are like tongs, theyre the best. I even eat spaghetti with chopsticks :)

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  • roggerrogger6

    Yes, but you put the fork, knife and spoon the pants and then sit down!

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  • unameko

    chopsticks. all the way!

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  • BirdyMojo

    It sounds like you have too much time on your hands and complain about EVERYTHING! Gosh! Get a life! If you don't like a knife, use your hands. If you don't like a spoon, use a fork! Or just eat with your fingers, or quit being a sissy and just eat! Either that, or you have horrible coordination.

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  • cakeisnottheanswer

    Ha, this question made me laugh. :D I agree, sporks SO do not deserve the hype everyone gives them. I mean, they might as well be a spoon; you can't stab ANYTHING WITH THEM!!!!
    By the way, leftover food on tables = disgusting. It's rude and slobby and lazy, and personally drives me crazy as well. You're totally normal hating it.
    ........Is slobby a word? D:

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  • codell

    I, too, loath spoons. I use a knife for everything; meat, ice cream, soup, pasta, etc.

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    • McShizzle

      OMFG a knife! Lololol no shit?! HahhHhHahahahahaha Oh damn that must hurt!

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    • codell

      *whoops, I meant fork.

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  • spyderr

    I use only forks. I agree that the only kind of knife that's even remotely useful is one you'd use to stab someone. other than that, who needs knives, you can just stab your fork into the food and then bite around the fork and it's better than using a knife.

    the only thing you'd need a spoon for is soup, and I don't eat soup, so that's ok. I eat basically everything with a fork

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  • i dont leave globs of food on the table i lick it up ;)

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  • buriedalive

    I've never really had any problem with my cutlery, or thought about it much tbh XD
    I agree with you on the messy eating thing though, it's pretty nasty to watch...

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