Most of you are closeted homosexuals

Most of you claim to be MGTOW and happier for it, when the reality is that you're sexually frustrated because as much as you would like to find women sexually appealing, you're never able to maintain an erection in bed with a woman, which results in humiliation either through her open ridicule of your impotence or the unspoken shame you feel knowing that you'll never be able to satisfy a woman because deep down, you don't want to.

You can't accept that you'd rather be swimming in cock than drowning in pussy, so instead of embracing your unrelenting homosexual nature, you make an enemy of all women and desperately attempt to convince others that women all find you irresistible, the problem is that there's not a single woman on the face of this planet who's worthy of your attention. You bitterly subscribe to prejudiced beliefs that typical female behavior is representative of a whore at heart, a disgusting degenerate no self-respecting man would ever deign to love

Everyone sees through your sad posturing and would openly accept you if you'd simply admit your orientation, but your stubborn refusal to accept your gayness is interpreted by others as a deep-rooted disgust of homosexuals, thus eliminating any amount of respect anyone might have held for you

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Comments ( 15 )
  • SaddleGoose

    "Why are you gey?"
    - Who sez I um gey?

    "....U ah gey."

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  • Vvaas

    i love men

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    • *unbuckles belt*

      Boy, you don't know if you're in for a good time or a GREAT time

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      • Vvaas

        😳

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        • *takes off belt and uses it to tie a tourniquette around my right leg below the knee"

          You're in for a GREAT time! Ya see, you're about to be a hero. I got stung by a scorpion and yer gonna suck the venom out of my ankle before it spreads through my entire system and kills me. I need ya to believe in yourself, boy. I've got a wife and a baby girl who's only seen her daddy a handful of time sin her few months. Oh god, I need to see them again, I need you to do this for me, all right boy? I can feel myself slippin', it's gotta be now...it's gota be....it's................

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          • Vvaas

            oh i'll suck something alright 😈

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  • FLeak56

    TBH I kinda agree with you

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  • Tommythecaty

    Incorrect.

    I think they’re closeted straight people who like to make trolling cock posts on the internets…

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  • Somenormie

    I am not a closeted homo.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    be quiet and drink your bud light

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    • megadriver

      Americans seem to be getting rowdy about bud light... Something happened in the US, but I live in Europe, so I don't know.

      Why is everyone talking about bud light? It isn't even a good beer... Did they market bud light exclusively to the LGBT crowd, or something?

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      • Bud Light put a trans woman on their cans so now a bunch of sexually repressed conservatives are shitting themselves in outrage because they're turned on and don't like it

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        • bitch_b0i

          I want my canned piss to come from a REAL MAN'S penis, anything else is GAY.

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