Moorcheeba playing iin?

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Is it normal I think that if you go to someone's place and they are playing Morcheeba,  that can only mean one out of two things, they intend to fuck you senseless or trick you into believing they would like to do so? Either way, they are evil. I know I am.

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    Morcheeba doesn't mean they're going to fuck you senseless, it means they're going to gently make love to you until you either orgasm or fall asleep out of boredom.

    If you go to someone's place and they're playing Peaches on the other hand, it means they're getting out the lube, the toys and the cuffs. Strap in (you don't have a choice) you're in for more than just a senseless fucking.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I know, cause, really? I'm not sixteen, but I got leather boots and suede.

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      • disthing
        11 years ago

        We've all got leather boots and suede. What I want to know is, can you cut the mustard to clear the custard?

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I never knew this. :O

    I love Morcheeba and I can't count the amount of times they've been playing when people of both sexes (and family members, and dogs) have arrived at my place. And I haven't had sex with any of them. I wonder if they all believe I want to. :/

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Oh yeah? So why did you use the "I'm gonna suck your dick" smiley in your reply? That's right, you did! :O

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Eek! I don't understand these new rules. I always thought :* was a kiss but now I'm worried it's anal sex. No more smilies for me! :@

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Oh my God! You just keep getting dirtier and dirtier! I don't think I'll ever come to your house! ;*

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            That sounds like the safest thing for both of us! Although, typically for a cat, now I'm bloody curious. :P

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              11 years ago

              What are you attempting to lick with that tongue sticking out? I'm going to lock my own doors now, afraid that YOU may come to MY house.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It's only normal for you to come this realization. After all, who couldn't resist those sultry notes and marvelous beats? This is why I refuse to play Morcheeba around my relatives!

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    11 years ago

    For the record, this was the most successful story I've ever written on IIN. I expected to receive two guests, and they both showed up. Spontaneously. And no one else. Perfect! #win

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