Monster beverage -eccwei

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I took the bus today. It was 15 minutes late and extremely crowded. Somehow, there was a lot of space near the back so I bulldozed some fatass blocking the isle with his feet and took my spot. And so for the first few minutes, all was very well and good. I noticed an empty can of that disgusting MONSTER ENERGY DRINK in his bag.

He then takes another huge can of that liquid shit and guzzles it down, burping silently every 20 seconds. It smelled like turpentine and sweet, sweet cat urine for the next half hour. I was standing there, holding onto the grasp suspended from the metal pole, struggling to keep my balance and not keel over at the horrible stench.

I couldn't help thinking, why the fuck are so many people guzzling down these toxic chemicals? Does it make them horny for the first time? Does it grow pubes? What the CHRIST happened to a regular cup of coffee? That shit's just nasty and we all know it's just gamer cum anyway.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Maybe they just like how it tastes?

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    • EccentricWeird
      10 years ago

      How did you find this ancient post? I must've made this in goddamn high school.

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      • RomeoDeMontague
        10 years ago

        I found it posted on your profile. Your posts are public so anyone can click them. You only have 9 of them.

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        • EccentricWeird
          10 years ago

          I have 9 pages of stories. The rest were made before we had this bullshit auditing process.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Can't say that I don't blame you. Before I knew about GMOs, I drunk Starbucks like an obsession and actually believed it to be healthy. An anorexic drinking something high in calories... It's pretty ironic. I also was envious of people who got to drink Mobster or Rockstar energy. I never got to drink it and I'm glad.

    I drink real energy drinks. Scheckter's Organic Energy, Yerba Mate, Green Tea, Steaz Energy, and I used to drink Highball's energy drink. I stopped drinking pure coffee awhile back. Mainly, because it was hard to find a good brewing system.

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    • EccentricWeird
      10 years ago

      I wrote this probably more than 6 years ago. Why are you commenting on it, lady. Let it go. Let it go, lady.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Who wants to let love go slipping through their fingers? Can't you just give me this one thing?!

        *Tightens pantaloons*

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        • Neuria
          9 years ago

          Let it go! Let it gooo!

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          • Avant-Garde
            9 years ago

            The cold always bothers drinks anyway!!!

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  • peterr
    10 years ago

    Drink my children!!!

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  • DedicatedToTheTruth
    10 years ago

    You have...such an interesting perspective...

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  • itwilldestroy
    15 years ago

    thats feral crap lol, i drank cokes version for a while: mother, was all natural 100%%!!
    but then they changed it to feral shit,
    its an upper, can be addictive, percs u up, eat a tablespoon of coffee and presto :)
    some are okay, v energy drink has som nice flavours, but all of em can give u a heart attack
    plus: sugar free means they use fenellalanine which causes heart attacks aswell :) so either way >.< (may be spelt different)

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  • buriedalive
    15 years ago

    I've never heard of that :S is it anything like relentless? If so, i agree that it's pretty disgusting.

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