Money or pleasure?

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Here is the pointless poll of the week!!

If a magical genie said he would give you infinite money, but you wouldn't have the ability to orgasm. Would you take the money?

I'd take the money 106
Turn down the money 84
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  • LornaMae
    10 years ago | pl

    Duly noted. Pointlessness taken.

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago | pl

    Yeah, but loads of people on IIN aren't having orgasms at the moment anyway. It's not something they'd miss.

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  • sega31098
    10 years ago

    I can use the money to help the world around me, so I'll take the money.

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  • JaxX
    10 years ago

    Money. You can buy alot better pleasures then orgasms yup yup

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  • ToxicCrayons
    10 years ago

    Orgasm doesn't mean overall sexual pleasure. Obviously the money.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    10 years ago

    if I took the money wouldnt i have thatall irs man a showin up at my doorstep demandin 35 percent of infinity?

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Just say no to the Jinn.

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    • Tommythecat.
      10 years ago

      Exactly, tricks is all they play.

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      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        Yes, they're not to be trusted.

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        • jeebley
          10 years ago

          "Say NO to Jinn " would make a good T-shirt! The kids need to know the risks.

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          • Tommythecat.
            10 years ago

            It would actually.

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  • Unimportant
    10 years ago

    Even I, who thinks that sex is way over-estimated and over-rated in our era, would turn down the money. Never having an orgasm again? No, thanks. I like self-pleasuring.

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    Ah, infinite money floating around would fuck the economy right up and there'd probably be lots of violence and wars and all that bad stuff. All over little old me. At least my orgasms are unlikely to hurt anyone :P

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  • Karmasbitch
    10 years ago

    The happiness from having money would last a week.. The pleasure from an orgasm lasts a lifetime.
    No money for this guy.

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    • Who_Fan4Life
      10 years ago

      Well said.

      That itself, was the deciding factor for me, anyways.

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    • CozmoWank
      10 years ago

      What if the day after you turned down the money you suffered an accident and were unable to ever perform sexually? Note that the original offer says infinite money but not infinite ability to orgasm.

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      • Karmasbitch
        10 years ago

        What if the infinite money is Monopoly money? There are plenty of what if situations. If I asked what if, I wouldn't make a decision at all, ever. So whatever happens, happens. :)

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        • CozmoWank
          10 years ago

          Do a background check on the Genie to see if he's trustworthy.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Money. I rarely "orgasm".

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Maybe its because you are gay but you have not fully realized it yet.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Only for you, cupcake.

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  • Riddler
    10 years ago

    With money cant you just buy sex? Sex is pleasurable right? Either way I would take the money. I not sure what kind of please would try and give me but money can buy most of your needs. So money is more useful than fur-fulling one single desire.

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  • georgewoods
    10 years ago

    You see I am a greedy man. I enjoy the pleasure of both worlds. So when i get paid i withdraw my earnings and stick as many coins as i can up my bum hole and then jizz into my notes. And then i shit everywhere

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  • loopoo
    10 years ago

    Money, lasts longer than an orgasm. Unless your sting.

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  • Couman
    10 years ago

    Depends on what form the money comes in. Like if it's an infinite number of $20 bills it would destroy the planet... or come to think of it, the universe. Or a single infinite dollar bill would be cool, but incredibly hard to get change for, so you'd have to spend it all in one place. Might still be a good deal, but I'm not sure.

    On the other hand, if you got something like a magically always full back of money that would be amazing. If nothing else you could burn it for free energy.

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    Take both!

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