Moms friend...

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Your moms friend is over, she looks a bit bigger than the last time you saw her.You:

Ask if you could replace the cookies with carrot sticks 5
Mind your own buissness 73
Ask her when the baby is due 10
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  • jucedaguy
    11 years ago | pl

    Self righteous Motherfucker.... what business is it of yours. I hope you get a smack up the chops if you ever say that to ANY lady!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      i didn't i just saw it on a website LOLOLOL

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      • robbieforgotpw
        11 years ago

        May I get you a rice cake madam? By the way what is your due date?

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  • AshakaSid
    11 years ago

    say nothing i mean come on...

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I sit down opposite her holding a cup of coffee.

    Then I stare blankly into her eyes for several awkward seconds.

    I then open my mouth as if to speak, but instead take a sip of coffee.

    Then I resume staring for several more seconds.

    suddenly in a stern and gravelly voice I say "What...the fuck"

    She responds "what?"

    I look at her angrily, "what...the..fuck...is your problem"

    I then put the cup to my lips, sip, and proceed to spit coffee all over her saying "take that you fat pig"

    There is less fiction in this than you'd believe, and more than I'd like.

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    • disthing
      11 years ago

      This:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drYpXvQOWms

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      • iEatZombies_
        11 years ago

        LOL Yay Tim and Eric! =>

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Haha wtf.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    I'd politely ask her if I could have the dress she borrowed to go to that club last year back unless she plans on getting it mended.

    I'm just kidding you butt-hurt fags, I probably wouldn't say shit and I might not even notice because I don't stare at my Mom's friends.

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  • Energy
    11 years ago

    Those options are both immature accept for "mind your own business" one.

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  • losthere
    11 years ago

    It would take a lot of guts to be straight up and say such a thing, your basically stating " wow are u either fuking fat or pregnant? that's basically what your're implying when asking if she is pregnant or "replace those cookies with carrots"

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Mind you own Buissness? hheheheheheh

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