Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the drunkest of them all? I had been outside drinking and came home wasted and went to bed. The next day i woke up with a terrible hangover and noticed that the mirror on the wall was on the floor upside down. I thought to myself if it had fallen down but it couldn't cause then i would have heard the noise. I picked it up to hang it back on the wall again when i noticed there was alot of kissing marks on it. Baffled as i was i figured that i must have made out with my own reflection the previous day. Is this normal?