Messy poo's at the worst possible time...
Every time I need to poo discreetly it's always an absolute stinking, messy one that takes a million wipes to clean up.
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Every time I need to poo discreetly it's always an absolute stinking, messy one that takes a million wipes to clean up.
I have that happen to me a lot. You just want to take a simple dump but no... It turns into a big poopy mess that smears when you wipe. The tp smears it all in your butt hairs and you really can't clean up without a shower. A lot of times trying to wipe this fudgy mess will cause you to get a poopy finger when it slips through the paper.
*blows his shorts out**
Man....this happened to me at.work today and it always happens when I'm wearing my white boxer briefs. The smushy, gooey poo gets tracks all up in my briefs. If i had dark colored briefs it wouldn't matter but the white ones are just terrible for the gooey poo. My wife gets pissed that i poo my pants but what are u gonna do. I can't help it if my poo is like tar
Sometimes you got to deal with a full house when what you wanted was a straight flush. N'oome sayin'?
Oh God this happened to me when meeting my bf's patents for the first time ... Once in their bathroom (which had no window) and when we went for a walk along the beach after ( found a toilet but no toilet roll) I wanted to die there and then lol now I ALWAYS carry tissues with me!
I've got a normal stool thick and solid and the smell of tears keep an eye on the toilet for a long time is very unusual not wrong men always stinky feces , especially young people , because constipation makes the stool stays for a long time inside the intestines
Iv`e had that happen to me many times, & it could be the result of stress affecting the bowel. Taking Immodium can help a great deal, & if that doesn`t work then see your doctor.
I happen to have a very healthy diet and never eat junk food or any sort of fizzy drinks and very little candy so it really has nothing to do with me diet