Men with hats...scary!

Most men who wear hats are hiding baldness, and that scares me!! I hate to meet someone with a hat on, and know he looks like a totally different person with the hat off. I'd never accept a date offer from a man with a hat on!!

Whenever I see a man with a hat on all I can think of or imagine is, what's (not) under there and what does he look like for real??

IIN?

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Comments ( 17 )
  • anti-hero

    True. I like men without hats.

    We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cuz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they are no friends of mine.

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    • dirtybirdy

      I don't dance :(

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      • anti-hero

        Then you're no friend of mine!!! ;)

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    • coolio75650932

      i won a dancing contest in canada once :3

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      • anti-hero

        Why must you bother me all the time?

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  • Dot123

    I also like men without hats. They're a great band.

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    • NotFloydzie

      Me too!

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  • Seriously? The only reason why I wear hats is to conceal the fact that I'm a killer cyborg, not because I'm bald.

    You have nothing to fear OP.

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  • VioletTrees

    A lot of dudes wear hats because they like hats, though.

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  • jucedaguy

    Your just hatsist!
    Standing over there doing your little safety dance.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    What's beneath the hat? Evidence of hiz true alien form, of course 0_0

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot

    It's always a gamble talking to a man with a hat. A guy covering his baldness with a hat is disturbing. A guy who can rock his baldness with confidence is sexxxxxy!

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  • tehfoxyfire

    Is especially scary when they tip their hat in front of you to show their shiny bald bald head and say. Evening miss

    !!!!!!!!!!

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  • thecoldhardtruth

    If you don't like men without hats then you're no good friend of mine

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  • o_0

    men look good with hats i personally like hats alot..... and if you fear that a man is bald than you can definetly ask him to take it off..... hats look too good..!!

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  • Boo!

    My teachers bald. I hate him. (Not because he's bald but because he's stupid. I can't even use the "go bald!!" Prayer on him. Damn.)

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  • Avant-Garde

    Ohh... I was hoping this was going to be about the group:'(

    This sounds like it's a phobia. When did this first start and why don't you ask the man to take off his hat?

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