Men: what would you do?

What would you do if you met this girl & she was pretty, intelligent, charismatic, etc. She was basically PERFECT. After falling in love, you decide to have sex with her. When she takes her clothes off, she has rolls & is very hairy. What would you do?

Still have sex with her since you're already in love 55
Run for your life 17
Have sex with her this one time 18
Have her join you in the gym 20
Other (Add a comment) 6
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Comments ( 16 )
  • purplegirl22

    Tell her to get some laser hair removal if she's an incognito Chewbacca.

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    • Shackleford96

      "incognito Chewbacca"

      I laughed :)

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  • kelso

    It takes a long time for me to fall for someone, but I go for the sex quickly so I'd know they had that stuff before I fell in love, plus I'm pretty sure you could see if someone is fat and hairy before you take their clothes off unless they wear long sleeves all the time, and people usually don't in the summer. If I went for them knowing they were fat and hairy, well, I guess I'm attracted to them anyways.

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  • So she's not perfect...

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  • geek_god_101

    Hair is removable even if it grows back.

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  • taciturn

    If I were you, I'd leave her because I'm clearly far too preoccupied with her looks to deserve such an intelligent girl.

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  • Glass

    I realize she's a yeti in disguise and run for it.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    I am confused. Are you saying she was super fat and just hit it incredibly well? Kind of wondering how someone would pull this off. I actually do not judge people based on such things. I have actually liked someone who was big before. They were the nicest person I have ever met in my life. If I truly loved them I would be willing to overlook this but I not sure how someone might look if they were secretly big like that.

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  • TheProph

    Depending on how bad the "rolls" were, I would ask her to shave. If she had a problem, I would tell her that it's not going to happen. Men have preferences, and any non crazy woman (not sure those exist) should understand that.

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  • With all the work she should be doing cleaning the house she should have that weight off in no time.

    Of course it could be counter productive since she is going to be doing the cooking as well and could be sneaking "tastes" when you arent looking.

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  • cab

    nail her 10 times a day and buy her a hair remover thingy i saw on the tele ! that way the weight flys off and so does the hair ! win win !

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  • dude hit the lights out and bare it, lmao. But seriously if you liked her at all you wouldn't be asking this question while you are about to have sex. Maybe earlier on.

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  • Jweezee

    Honestly, if i felt the way you described i'd overlook the imperfections. No one is flawless. Though i'd highly recommend mowin the grass and casually mention excersize. Besides, what the fuck are you gonna do? Have her fall in love with you, and you her, then see her naked and end it right there. You'de crush the broad.

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  • Aleks85

    How can a girl have rolls if she's perfect? And also, if she has rolls that means she is excessively fat.

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    • By rolls, I mean that she is not solid. She isn't huge, but her body is very jelly like, for lack of a better term. When she sits down, there is like four rolls that overlap. She doesn't weight more then 140 pounds though.

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      • Aleks85

        140 lbs is good for me. I dig thick chicks, just not obese ones.

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